Lock down for God of Mischief

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[Avengers are online]

Clint: Where did Loki go?

Natasha: idk, he and Hela dissapeared as soon as we came back

Tony: DUN DUN DDDDUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!

Bruce: Where did he go?

Thor: Brother's dead?

[Skylar has entered the chatroom]

Skylar: Okay.......f*ck u Tony, f*ck u Thor, f*ck u Bruce, Nat, ur cool and f*ck u Clint

Clint: What did i do?!

Thor: wat? :'(

Bruce: okay then....

Natasha: um.......

Tony: what did we do?!

Skylar: Hela told me everything......

Natasha: Told ya' she'd find out! *Sticks tongue out*

Thor: WHAT DID U DO TO BROTHER!?

Skylar: Oh, Loki? 

Everyone: yes

Skylar: oh, he's tied up with that muzzle and hand cuffs in my closet for the week

Clint: Poor Loki

Skylar: Why poor him? He freaking told Hela the most traumatizing story ever!

Tony: Well, if were being logical, why did u have HIM babysit Hela and NOT someone else?

Skylar: I have reasons, U would drink urself to death and pass out and not even watch her, Bruce would hulk out and beat her-

Bruce: WOULD NOT!

Skylar: Steve was too busy with Taylor, Clint i do not trust with him and a bow with my child and Thor and his hammer

Natasha: Well why didn't u give her to me?

Skylar: O.o.......i......don't.....know?

Tony: So Loki's in lock down?

Skylar: Yes, then he's going straight back to that prison cell and staying there till he rots

Thor: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Loki is online]

Loki:.........hi

Clint: UR ALIVE!

Thor: U CAN TALK!.....wait, u can talk?

Loki: No, i can type/chat but not physically speak

Skylar: WHERE DID U FIND MY LAPTOP!? I THOUGHT I TOOK ALL THAT AWAY FROM U!?

Loki: U did, i just simply-never mind, its painful and complicated

Clint: How?

Loki: -____-" i basically reassemble my atoms and teleported into a device of some sort and shift-shape into letters and words as you see right here......

Tony: Ouch, that's gotta hurt

Loki: u have no idea

Skylar: anywho......So Tony, has Pepper talked to you at all?

Bruce: NO! DON'T SAY THE 'P' WORD!?

Tony: P-P-P-

Skylar: Wat 'p' word? Piss?

Bruce: no....

Tony: P-P-P-P-

Skylar: Um....Pussy?

Loki: Ew gross!

Bruce: no....

Skylar: Pepper?

Tony: PPPPPEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEERRRRRR WWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Clint: yes.....don't say Pepper -___-'

Skylar: opps......oh well, i was just asking a question

Natasha: Well i have to go do 'Pumpkin' so yeah

Skylar: Okay, i have to get Loki outta my phone...

[Natasha has logged off]

Loki: U know where i am?

Skylar: I'm a genius........Like-

Tony: *breaths out trying to stop crying* i have got to stop crying over 'her' name

Skylar: -Pepper

Tony: WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Clint: really? REALLY!? SKY U JUST HAD TO SAY THAT!?

Skylar: yep =^.^= , anywho, i gotta go, u better get out of my phone Loki, cause other wise your dead!

[Skylar has logged off]

Loki: oh shit, okay, so what r we gunna do to save Capt?

Clint: I'll think of a plan, i'll let you know l8er

Loki: got it, now if you'll excuse me, i must get the hell out of this smart phone!

[Loki has logged off]

Bruce: He's like in lock down

Thor: I should have asked Father to have Skylar punish him when he tried to take over Midgard

Clint: Ouch! Not even he would deserve something as harsh as that with her devil of a punishments

Tony: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bruce: i'm out, i can't stand him crying!

[Bruce has logged off]

Clint: Same here

Thor: Poor Rogers of Steven :'(

[Clint has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Tony: WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-

[Tony has logged off] 

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