Babysitting Hela part 1

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Note: This is WHY we don't let the Avengers and more specifically LOKI babysit a child.....

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[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Hela is online]

Loki: Quick! Does anyone know how to take care of a child?!

Thor: Why sayth thee brother?

Tony: why?

Clint: OMG SKY'S PREGGO W/ UR CHILD!

Natasha: Congrats! :D

Loki: NO! ew,no, gross, you guys r twisted minded,  but anyway, Sky has to go on a weird mission thingy and i have to watch Hela for the week and i don't know what i'm doing!

Tony: First the Goldfish, now a child, man, it's like she WANTS you to kill these things

Clint: Hela's your kid?

Thor: Nah Eye of Hawk. Hela was rescued by Skylar in Asgard during this war thing, she adopted Hela and her Sister Marina and brought them to Midgard

Natasha: Clint, i can't believe you didn't know that?! You like hang around Skylar then most of us in the heilicarrier!

Clint: idk, i guess i'm clueless......

Loki: GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE!

Hela: Hi!

Natasha: how does she know how to use a keyboard?

Loki: She's five, she can read

Tony: Smart kid

Hela: i'm tired uncle Loki....i want to go to bed..........

Loki: Oh yeah, right, err-um-uh-go to bed.....

Natasha: Loki, you have to read her a story and tuck her in and be all lovey dovey and cooing and such

Loki: seriously?! Can't she just go to bed on her own?! She's smart enough to use a computer, so why can't she tuck herself in?!

Tony: Loki, Caring about some one?!

Thor: Other than himself

Clint: This i got to see!

Natasha: just do it! She's five, still young

Loki: I could tuck myself in at that age

Thor: nuh! Remember brother!?

Loki: shut up Thor! I don't need comments from the peanut gallery!

Tony: Pft, this is f*kin' hilarious!

Loki: err......

Hela: Yeah! Storytime!

Natasha: what story do you want to read you little cutie ^.^

Hela: a Princess story, or, or, or the one were you guys kicked Uncle Loki's butt!

Tony: I will!

Loki: Why would you want to hear that story?

Hela: Cause, Mama says that you act like a jerk face and i want to hear a story where they kicked YOUR butt

Tony: you can say Ass Hela

Hela: A-

Clint: You can't teach Children swear words!

Tony: Why not?

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