The Peter Parker method

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[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

Steve:......

Clint:........

Natasha:.........

Bruce: When will they stop!?

Clint: This is worse than budapest!

Natasha: True that

Steve: How long have they been arguing

Clint: Idk! But forever!

Bruce: God, when two she-devils meet

Natasha: What do we do?

[Loki is online]

Loki: QUICK I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE!

Bruce:......why?

Loki: Just 'cause!

Natasha: i am so confused

Steve: In the closet or behind Bruce!

Loki: i would rather sleep with Thor than hide behind him

Bruce:.......um.....

Natasha: who are you hiding from?

Loki: U don't want to know!

Clint: Skylar, or Thor?

Loki: nope

Steve: Well who could it-

[Darcy is online]

Darcy: Have you four seen Loki? im trying to find him

Clint: Why?

Darcy: because i knit him a sweater!

Everyone:.......O.o

Bruce: He's under-

Natasha: He's under the sea, under the sea!

Clint:......?

Natasha: I'm joking

Everyone:..........

Natasha: Anyway, he's talking to his friend....err-um....

Steve: Kevin

Darcy: Kevin?

Bruce: Yeah, Kevin the um....err....

Natasha: Pigeon!

Darcy: Kevin....the pigeon?

Everyone: Yep

Darcy: well do you know where He and Kevin might be?

Clint: in a nest in....um.....

Natasha: Iraq!

Everyone: Iraq?!

Darcy: Iraq? okay, bye guys!

[Darcy has logged off]

Loki: You see why now?

Natasha: Thats scary, she made you a sweater

Loki: You have no idea, she's given me 15 sweaters, 17 pairs of socks, 4 hats, 90 random cards that she made and my room is filled with flowers that i try to throw off the helicarrier!

Bruce: your a hoarder?

Loki: No i'm not! Darcy has had this....err....um....

Steve: Crush?

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