Mall trip! Part 2-Its a handbag, NOT a purse!

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[Thor is online]

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: okay, were are we going to get your dumb handbag....

Thor: Lets go to this store!

Bruce: Um....Thor......that's Victoria secret

Thor: OOOOOOO What's her secret?!

Bruce: You don't wanna know -_-'  Man, that would suck if a guy walked in there, you get freakin lost in that store as soon as you walk in if your not a girl

Thor: How about this store!

Bruce: That's a cookie store Thor

Thor: WE SHOULD GET A COOKIE! AND EAT IT LIKE THE MONSTER COOKIE IN THE MOVING SCREEN IN THE LOUNGE!

Bruce: You mean....Cookie Monster on Sesame street? DO YOU WATCH ANY NORMAL SHOWS THAT AREN'T MADE FOR TODDLERS!?

Thor: Lets go into this store, it says M-A-C-Y-S.......uh, funny name for a store....

Bruce: Ugh, lets go get your damn purse and leave!

Thor: For the last time man of green monster, it is a hand bag, NOT a purse

Bruce: *rolls eyes* Whatever

*Ten Minutes later*

Bruce: How long does it take to get a new purse!?

Thor: This one is the perfect length but is the wrong shade of brown

Bruce: Hes worse than a woman!

Thor: Now this one seems nice, i think i -oh, never mind, it has a smudge on it, that won't do...

Bruce: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!?\

Thor: Now which one do you like Man of green monster, the Yellow one or green one?

Bruce: Thor! People are watching!

Thor: Now which one

Bruce: The yellow one! (If it gets me out of here)

Thor: Oh thank you Man of green monster! i have finally found my handbag!

Bruce: Good, but why do you need a purse?

Thor: Its a handbag for the last time, And i need a handbag because i have to carry a lot of my stuff, like my phone, my hammer, my mints, my gum, my napkins, my bracelets and lip gloss!

Bruce: O.O Poor Loki if this is what he had to put up with through childhood

Thor: Now lets go check out!

Bruce: i hope every things going better for everyone else then it is me...

[Everyone has logged off]

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