[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Hela is online]
[Dr. Doom is online]
Loki: Oh f*ck! Really!?
Dr. Doom: Stay friends, there's plenty of room here....
Thor: I sayth thee Nah!
Tony: yeah! what......he said
Natasha: Don't make me go all Black widow on your metal ass Doom!
Clint: Were gonna scare the shit out of you that you'll doom all over your pants!
Dr. Doom: I'm so scared Avengers, but, your on Latveria soil, so this plays by my rules
Loki: Aw, F*ck, Skylar's gunna kill me!
Clint: And me!
Steve: Nice plan Doom
Dr. Doom: What plan Solider?
Steve: Kidnapping Hela and bringing her here so that u could get us too!
Dr Doom: Your quite a smart cookie aren't you
Bruce: I-I-I-I-
Loki: Please tell me he's gunna Hulk out!?
Natasha: I hope so
Bruce: I-I-I-I'm sad......why would u do this
Tony: R u f*ckin' kidding me?!
Loki: Seriously!
Thor: i shall smash thee with thy hammer!
Clint: Hela, where my bow?
Hela: The big green fat robot took it and broke it
Dr. Doom: I am not fat you pathetic child!
Loki: Hey, She is not pathetic! She beat me in a bet!
Clint: YOU SIR ARE A LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH THAT SUCKS MONKEY DICKS FOR A LIVING THAT HAS NO RIGHT TO F*CKING LIVE ON THE GOD DAMN PLANET, YOU SIR NEED TO HAVE SHIT THROWN IN UR FACE FOR HOW STUPID AND IDIOTIC U R! HELA IS NOT PATHETIC YOU PIECE OF SLIMY MONKEY SHIT F*CKING ASS METAL ROBOT!
Everyone: O.O
Dr. Doom: well.......that was quite disturbing
Loki: You should see Skylar's threats
Clint: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Dr. Doom: aw, the Hawk has lost his temper, i will let you leave, for now-
Tony: Thank god-
Dr. Doom: but *Grabs Steve by collar of shirt* i will take him in return! You have ten minutes to get off the island before it blows, have a doom day avengers!
[Dr. Doom has logged off]
[Steve has logged off]
Tony: NNNNNOOOOO SSSTTTTTEEEEVVVVVEEEE!
Natasha: Guys we need to get off now!
Hela: I'm hungry, can we go to McDonalds?
Loki: Not now! Man, Fury's gonna kill me along with Sky and Taylor
Bruce: ooo, didn't think about that, Taylor's gonna-
Thor: Everyone, grab onto my cape i have an idea
Loki: Great -____-'
Natasha: Why?
Thor: Just do it
Tony: Will we live?
Thor: Yes
Tony I'm in
Hela: I want a spot!
Natasha: Children and women first!
Clint: Right, Natasha, Hela and Loki grab on first
Loki: If we weren't in peril i would have just killed u Clint
Thor: Is everyone held on tight
Natasha: This is quite awkward...
Thor: *Pulls out Hammer from handbag* here we go-
Bruce: wow, that purse did come in handy
Thor: Its a handbag green monster, lets go!
Loki: Hold on, Skylar's calling
Tony: Really?! Just answer it later
[Skylar has entered the chatroom]
Skylar: Hey Loki, How's Hela?
Loki: Great
Hela: Yes Mommy, i'm having so much fun!
Skylar: That's good, hey, i hope she wasn't a problem
Loki: Nope, no problem
Tony: Loki we have to go!
Skylar: Why's Tony freaking out?
Loki: Because he wants to go to a stripper place and i told him no cause i've got Hela
Skylar: You go to those places?
Loki: ........maybe......but not now though
Skylar: Well, that's good, hey, i heard a rumor that-
Bruce: LOKI NOW!
Loki: sorry, err, we have to kinda go to get lunch at.......Burger king honey
Skylar: Honey?.......What did u do *Glares*
Loki: Nothing i swear
Skylar: You only say Honey when you did something wrong, tell me now Loki!
Tony: Sorry to interrupt this but LOKI WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW! GOD DAMN IT!
Skylar: Why, whats wrong?
Loki: Nothing, nothing, just wait back at the helicarrier for us
Skylar: i already am there, where r u guys anyway
Clint: Oh crap!
Loki: um, we-we-we............*Sighs*
Skylar: Where r u?!
Tony: NOW LOKI!
Skylar: Loki
Loki: Srry, g2g!
Skylar: Loki swear if u kick me out of the chat room i'l-
[Loki has kicked Skylar out of the chatroom]
Tony: Finally!
Loki: Srry
Clint: Dude, ur screwed....
Loki: *Sighs* I know
Natasha: WHAT ABOUT STEVE!?
Tony: The building is collapsing on us, we have to leave now!
Everyone: AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!-
[Everyone has logged off]
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