Loiar

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[Avengers are online]

Tony: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! we should Change Sky and Loki's Ship name!

Clint: That's why u called us here?! I was having a really good dream about Nat-never mind

Natasha: I was just about to kill someone and this is ur 'Emergency!?'

Tony:...........yes

Bruce: This better be fast

Tony: well, i don't like Soki anymore

Clint: How about Skyoki or Lokylar

Natasha: Why r u helping

Clint: i want this to get done fast so i can go back 2 sleeping

Tony: maybe.....

Thor: Shall we do Loiar!?

Natasha: Lol, Loiar sounds like Liar

Tony: *laughing* cause they both are liars

[Turns off invisibility]

Skylar: What?!

Loki: O.O wtf?

Tony: Oh shiz...

Clint: I'm dead

Natasha: i'm innocent!

Bruce: Kill Tony first, he started it!

Steve: Oh sweet mutha of poptarts don't kill me, I'm old! and u can't hurt old people!

Thor: What are poptarts?

Loki: O.o *Eye twitches*

Skylar: I SWEAR TO GOD TONY I'M GOING TO SLIT UR THROAT AND PULL YOU VOCAL CORDS OUT AND CUT OFF YOU TONGUE AND SHOVE THEM BOTH DOWN YOUR THROAT!

Bruce: O.O And i though the 'Other guy' was scary

Clint: Ditto

Natasha: Hell yeah

Tony: o.O

Loki: Calm down Sky-

Skylar: HJKL;FHEJK;BREJRHFYWBWYQIABZNC,POYEBMC/ZIKEH!

Tony: AAAAAAWWWWWW-

Bruce: SHE'S HULKING OUT!

[Skylar has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

Thor: NO, MR. STARK! I NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT A POPTART WAS! :'(

Loki: He'll live..................i think

Clint: u think!?

Natasha: Wait, why is Skylar pissed about us Shipping u 2 and ur not?

Loki: um.....err-well-i gotta go and save Anthony from Sky's death grip-

Bruce: Wait a sec-

[Loki has logged off]

Steve: *Sigh* if only Clintasha were this simple

Clint: *Glares* U might want to run Steve

Steve: What, I'm a Clintasha fan

Bruce: UGH! Are we all going to talk about relationships the whole freakin' time!?

Natasha: this is like a Chick-flick!

Bruce: lol

Natasha: XD

Clint: I'm out

[Clint has logged off]

Natasha: me too

Bruce: same

[Natasha has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Thor: But what thou is a Poptart!?..............GUYS!

[Thor has logged off]

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