Dirty Little Secrets

Mass Text-Tay Allyn

Percy POV

"C'mon, Clint, is that all you've got?" Tony shouted, swooping in circles.

"Shut up!" The archer screamed, loosing several arrows at Tony and I as we looped around above him.

"Missed me!" I shouted childishly.

"NAT! HELP!" Clint continued to try and nail us.

"I'm busy!" Tasha hissed as she snuck up on Steve, who was trying to tackle Bruce.

Thank the gods he wasn't in Hulk form yet.

"YAAAAAAH!" I dove for Tasha and scooped her up, flying low to the ground and throwing her at Clint.

"Ow!"

"Percy!"

"Yes?" I asked innocently as I shot water at Tony.

"You're dead, kid!" Clint shouted.

Tony's suit went on the fritz as water seeped into it. "AAAAGH!" He went silent.

Steve followed soon after as Bruce transformed.

"GET DOWN HERE HIGHLIGHTER BOY!" Tasha began to shoot at me as well.

A bullet hit my left wing, an arrow my right. As I spiraled towards the ground I saw the Hulk smash Clint and Tasha against each other.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Tony screamed dramatically, throwing his controller down. Bruce did a small victory dance around the couch and those of us playing let out groans of frustration.

"Back to back to back to back champion!" Bruce cheered.

"Ugh, how are you so good at this?" Nat grabbed a slice of pizza.

"It's scientific actually."

"BS!" Tony jabbed a finger at him. "You've been coming down here to practice, haven't you?!"

Bruce shrugged. "Maybe."

I laughed at Tony's expression.

"Percy!" My mom walked into the room.

"Uh....hey!"

"Don't you have school tomorrow?"

I groaned. "Aw, c'mon Mom! Let me stay home, please? Everyone's gonna be all over me cause of the Tony incident, just give me a day to get ready for it?"

My mom glared at me and I sighed, slumping my shoulders.

"Night, guys." I trudged to my room and checked my phone.

Leo had started a group chat.

(A/N Leo:L Annabeth:A Piper:P Percy:Me Jason:J Frank:F Hazel:H Nico:N Reyna:R Will:W Thalia:T)

L: Dude, how do you know TONY STARK?!?!?!?!?!?!

A: I'm pretty sure he works for him, Leo.

P: ^^^^

J: Pipes, you can just say you agree.

P: But this is easier.

L: Percy

L: PERCY

L: PEEEEEERRRRCYYYYYYY!

A: Leo, shut up!

J: Leo!

F: Guys, I'm trying to sleep! Shut up!

H: If you want to sleep, turn your phone off.

P: ^^^^^

H: Piper how do you do that? I don't have a button for that on my phone.

N: Frank's right, you people are annoying.

L: WE'RE TRYING TO GET PERCY'S ATTENTION

L: PERCY

L: PERSEUS

L: BLUEBERRY FACE

R: VALDEZ WHY DID YOU ADD ME TO THIS CHAT IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO BE OBNOXIOUS?!

T: Why do I talk to you people?

L: Cause we're awesome!

T: Pretty sure that's not it.

F: I was just gonna say that, Thalia.

T: Hah, beat you to it!

W: Guys, I'm TRYING to study.

Me: Trying is the operative word in that sentence.

L: PERCY! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Me: No duh, Einstein.

A: Do you even know who that is?

Me: Yes! Thanks for the faith Annabeth. -_-

L: WHALE!

A: Sorry. Not really though. XD

L: So Perce, how do you know the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist?

Me: I intern at his place. hey, guys, I gotta go. See you tomorrow.

L: Baiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

A: Bye Perce.

J: Later.

P: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Captain Highlighter.

T: FOB! See ya, Percy.

R: Bye.

W: *peace sign*

N: Ciao, Jackson.

F: see you tomorrow, Percy. You know there's an emoji for that, right, Will?

H: Emoji? What's that? Have a good night Percy.

L: Hazel doesn't know what an emoji is?! WE MUST EDUCATE HER!

I turned off my phone, rolling my eyes. I know I'm going to have a half a million texts tomorrow morning.

"Goodnight, Percy." My mom stood in the doorway.

I smiled at her. "I'm going, I'm going. Love you Mom."

She closed the door and I slowly fell asleep in my calming blue bedroom, among my 30 or so body pillows that I kept for comfort (and epic pillow fights. Don't tell my mom).

[A/N I enjoy texting chappies....idk why. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! And don't worry, the song is not a real song! It's just a weird Youtube thing I know]