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(Destabrifer has joined the chat)
Dean: wtf happened to adazar
Sam: idk they're probably in bed
Gabe: Sam you like robots right
Sam: did
Sam: did you
Sam: Gabriel please tell me you didn't get a robot
Gabe:
Sam: GODAMMIT Gabe
Gabe: he's gone now
Luci: I have a cat
Mike: don't you dare kill it
Luci: I killed it
Sam: GO BACK TO HELL
Cas: IM GONNA SMITE HIM
Luci: okay it's alive
Mike: don't
Luci: Dean
Luci: dead*
Luci: eh what's the difference
Dean: NOT FUNNY
Sam: lucifer for fucks sake
Gabe: for chucks sake lucifer
Cas: IM GONNA S M I T E HIM
Luci: please no, I watched you kill Metatron and I'm scared to see what you'll do to me
Cas: Oh, I think you know what I'll do to you.
Luci: kinky
Cas: shut up.
Dean: cas you're so hot when you insult people
Cas: fuck you
Dean: oh, please!
Cas: father dammit
Cas: you better not scream gods name, either.
Dean: why not? What will you do to me?
Cas: I'll scream 'john'.
Dean: point proven. Let's fuck
(Destiel has left the chat)
Sam: they're still fucking like bunnies
Lucius: I H A T E THEM
Gabe: why
Lucius: LAST NIGHT THEY JUST KEPT G O I NG
Lucius: I THINK DEAN STILL HAS DEMON MOJO IN HIM
Lucius: dear god, the noises they were making..
Lucius: I wanted to shove forks in my ears.
Luci: that wouldn't help
Lucius: shut the FUCK up, satan! I HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK.
Mike: ooh
Sam: I'm so sorry
Lucius: I'm staying with you and Gabe. Something tells me you're a lot quieter.
Gabe: me!? Quiet!? Ha!
Lucius: you can't be worse than Dean and Cas.
Sam: it's okay, we'll be quiet.
Gabe: no we won't
Sam: I won't fuck you for a month.
Gabe: you wouldn't last that long.
Sam: please. I've went years.
Mike: oh shit
Gabe: Yeah? Was I with you those years?
Sam: I didn't masturbate, either.
Gabe: how.
Mike: oh my god
Luci: this guy is hardcore, I understand why he's my true vessel now
Sam: so, we're not fucking for a month, starting now.
Gabe: why?
Sam: because Lucius needs some time to forget some very vivid noises, and I need to prove a point.
Sam: oh, and you can't masturbate, either.
(Sam has left the chat)
Mike: how are you gonna survive?
Gabe: I'm not
Luci: we're not going to give you pity handjobs so stop
Gabe: dammit
Lucius: oh my god thank you for your sacrifice
Gabe: it's not worth it
Lucius: I feel so loved
Mike: tHERE IS A FORK STUCK IN YOUR FOREHEAD
Luci: what
Mike: can you not feel it!?
Luci: oh that?
Mike: THE FICKING FORK STUCK IN YOUR SKULL, YES THAT
Luci: I'm a unicorn
Mike: why do I even
Mike: how do I
(Mike has left the chat)
Gabe: Sam's walking around the house naked
Luci: I'm sorry
Gabe: he's wearing lingerie
Luci: details are important, Gabriel.
Gabe: red and black
Luci: ooh
Lucius: are you serious? where did he get it?
Gabe: there's a store just down the street
Gabe: you're not
Gabe: seeing anyone
Gabe: are you?
Lucius: What!? No!
Luci: you are aren't you
Lucius: no.
Gabe: then who's the lingerie for?
Lucius: ...
Lucius: myself.
Luci: I KNEW IT
Gabe: he must've picked up the kink from Dean
Luci: Cas has a huge lingerie kink, too
Lucius: I walked in on them trying on lingerie once
Luci: I'm sorry I missed that
Gabe: dude
Gabe: you must be sick of them
Lucius: sick of them doesn't even begin to describe it.
Lucius: sometimes they aren't even sexual. They just walking around holding hands or something stupidly adorable
Gabe: we should move back in
Lucius: YOU WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.
Lucius: YOU CAN HEAR THEM FROM ALL THE WAY ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE BUNKER.
Luci: wait, seriously?
Lucius: Yes, seRIOUSLY
Lucius: I've tried everything. I've told them to keep it down. They fuck on the couch, kitchen counter, kitchen table, the floor, the shower, the hallways, closets, dean's room, the living room, Cas's room, the meeting room, pretty much every surface in the bunker!
Gabe: oh my god
Lucius: still want to move back in? They walk around the bunker all day for no reason and just make out, then leave like nothing happened. They'll go out for hunts once a week, sometimes taking me along, sometimes I'm out on my own job. We were torturing a vampire for information, and you know what they did?! Dean asked "Hey, sexy, can you hand me my knife?" HE CALLED HIM SEXY, FOR GODS SAKE.
Gabe: dear father
Luci: how are you even alive?
(Sam has joined the chat)
Sam: hey
Sam: woah
Sam: DEAN REALLY CALLS HIM THAT?!
Lucius: yep. Every. Damn. Day.
Lucius: "good morning, sexy."
Lucius: "you want pancakes, sexy?"
Lucius: it's constant. "Hey, sexy, kiss me."
Lucius: "hey, sexy, did I ever tell you you have a really nice ass?"
Lucius: "sexy, can you kill the spider in the bathroom?"
Lucius: and then Cas calls him BABY AND SWEETHEART AND LOVE AND SUGAR AND ITS SO GROSS
Luci: do they actually
Sam: that's disgusting
Lucius: that's not even the worst part! He's constantly slapping Cas's ass.
Lucius: he does it so much that Cas is starting to do it, too!
Luci: I feel bad for laughing
Gabe: you're finally calling him Cas
Lucius: we went to see fireworks on the Fourth of July.
Gabe: I bet that was a disaster.
Lucius: it wasn't. It was actually pleasant. We sat on the grass by a tree and every time a blue firework would go off, Dean would tell Cas that his eyes were more beautiful than it. Whenever a green one went off, Cas would say the same to Dean, but they would also tell me that they loved me.
Sam: aaawwwWWWWWW
Gabe: IM SCREAMING
Luci: THATS SO CUTE
Lucius: yeah, I guess.
Lucius: they were just being really mushy and adorable the whole time and I didn't feel like a third wheel, so it was pretty great. The day after we went out for pie
Luci: I guess they aren't so bad after all?
Lucius: they still suck ass. literally
Sam: e W
Lucius: but they always do this thing when they wake up
Gabe: what
Lucius: they just smile and say they're proud of me
Gabe: oh my father
Luci: they're so cute it's gross sometimes
Sam: I feel you
Gabe: hey Sam do you want to move back into the bunker?
Sam: we probably should, I mean, that place is warded against everything and it can hold like fifty people
Gabe: you just want the soundproof walls
Lucius: they're not soundproof.
Gabe: Sam said they were
Lucius: Well, not when Dean and Cas are going at it. I swear, Cas's orgasms involve grace, so the lights go out every time he comes. The soundproofing fails. The only things that don't are the wards.
Gabe: Sam
Sam: what
Gabe: please?
Sam: Fine. Just for tonight. Make it worth it. Then we move back in to the bunker and you go without for a month.
(Sabriel has left the chat)
Lucius: oh thank god, they've just finished
Luci: how is that a good thing
Lucius: it isn't.
(Lucius has left the chat)
Luci: bitch I'm satan
(Luci has left the chat)
Chuck: what have I done
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