Supernatural Chatroom Crack

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Hi

So I'm in class again😣😫😔😩😪😢😨😭

See you then

My

Destiel

Dragonlets!

Peace

Off!

-DestielDragon

(Destabriel, Annazar, John, Mary, Michifer, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Chuck, Crowley, Adam, and Lucius have joined the chat)
Mary: sweetie, why is Lucius in a chatroom?
Lucius: I am more than capable of controlling an electronic device, Mary.
Dean: uhm
Cas: Our son is an angel and a demon, so he is able to change his age and understanding of human customs.
Luci: OHMYGODILOVEHIM
Lucius: I never thought I'd meet satan, but here I am.
Luci: ohmygodilovehimevenmorenow
John: Welcome to the world, son
Lucius: Thank you, John.
Balthazar: sooo...how old's the little dude?
Cas: Currently, he has decided to appear around 22 years old.
Lucius: And I am beautiful! Dean, Castiel, I thank you for being so handsome.
Dean: lol
Cas: I am not that handsome.
Dean: SHUTUPYOUAREMOREBEAUTIFULTHANIAM
Cas: That is not true Dean, your face is more appealing than mine.
Dean: well, I think you're beautiful.
Lucius: I can agree with Dean.
Dean: I never thought my son would be so polite!
Lucius: I get it from Castiel. No offense, but you aren't exactly nice.
Dean: well okay then 😐
Luci: XD XD XD XD
Mike: omfg I love this kid
Bobby: how does a demon/angel/human work?
Lucius: I have black angel wings, I have solid demon eyes when they aren't bright green, and I can not leave this vessel. Thank Chuck I'm pretty.
Chuck: actually, you should thank your fathers and not me
Lucius: No, I'm thanking you for Dean Winchester and Jimmy Novak. And Castiel, of course.
Charlie: this guy
Lucius: Hello, Charlie.
Charlie: he knowS MY NAME *hyperventilates*
Lucius: I know your name because I can see it behind your texts.
Charlie: oh okay well duh hhehehehehe
Lucius: I sense nervousness.
Charlie: nope nada not at all zero haahah
(Charlie has left the chat)
Jo: I don't know about you, but I wanna see this guy's face
Lucius: Here. *picture attached*
Cas: who is that, in the background?
Lucius: A friend.
Dean: friend? You got a girl already, Luce?
Lucius: No, dad. She is a friend. I find relationships to be...unstable. Especially with women. Dean, how do you deal with them?
Dean: I don't. I'm gay as fu
Cas: and he's married. Ahem.
Lucius: Excuse my grammar. How did you deal with them?
Dean: I wanted to get in their pants, and that's all I focused on. It usually worked.
Cas: ...
Dean: NO BABY I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I DIDNT DATE YOU JUST FOR THE SEX! IM SO SORRY
Cas: alright.
Dean: alright. Alright! That's all you ever say! Alright! Will you at least accept my fucking apology?!
Cas: fine.
(Cas has left the chat)
Dean: *sighs*
(Dean has left the chat)
Lucius: Well, that was unpleasant.
Luci: still loving this guy
John: Oh no..the boys are fighting... Gabriel! Sammy! Fix your brothers.
Gabe: dammit Cassy
Sam: k
(Sabriel has left the chat)
Lucius: Are my fathers always like this?
Mike: generally, yes
Lucius: Oh. Could you inform me on how we are related? I only got some knowledge of my relatives from Dean and Castiel.
Mike: I'm your uncle
Luci: I'm satan, but I'm also your uncle
Chuck: I'm god, but I'm also your grandad
John: I'm dean's father, but I'm also your grandad
Mary: I'm dean's mother, but I'm also your grandma
Balthazar: I'm an angel, but I'm also your uncle
Anna: I'm an angel, but I'm also your aunt
Bobby: I'm a hunter, but I'm also a family friend
Ellen: I'm a mother, but I'm also a family friend
Jo: I'm Bobby and Ellen's daughter, but I'm also a family friend
Crowley: I'm the king of hell, but I'm also your worst nightmare
Luci: CROWLEY! BAD!
Crowley: whatever
Luci: what a dick
(Destabriel has joined the chat)
Dean: ...sorry...
Cas: Apologies.
Sam: boop
Gabe: meow
Lucius: Have you resolved your conflict?
Dean: shut up
Cas: Dean! Yes, we have.
Sam: Cas is like a pissed off mother
Cas: I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR DICK AND FEED IT TO A FUCKING HELLHOUND
Lucius: I second that.
Sam: what?! I thought you were on my side, Luce!
Lucius: I like pain, and inflicting pain on others. It's part of my lifestyle.
Mary: how do you maintain it?
Lucius: As you know, I am part angel. I can use my powers to stifle the..urge... To kill.
Luci: I love this kid even more
Lucius: it's nice to hear that satan enjoys my company. I enjoy yours, too, Lucifer.
Luci: *giggling*
Mike: oh, great. Dammit Luci, I'm your fricken HUSBAND thank you very much
Mary: we should all go to a restaurant sometime
(SHOULD I DO MARY'S IDEA!?!? I think I should. Leave comments HHHEERRE if you'd like that! I might do a one-shot, or I'll write a chatroom... SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🐍 <his name is gorthalon and he's MINE

John: it would be chaos
Dean: it would be fun, a bunch of men and women all together, one dude looking like the younger version of another
Sam: yesssss
Cas: most of them are related, then there's Bobby, Ellen, Crowley, and Jo
Crowley: ugh
Dean: Crowley stop being such a downer
Lucius: I want a dragon
Cas: Why?
Lucius: because dragons are cool.
Dean: what happened to your grammar?
Lucius: I like yours better
Dean: ha
Lucius: I'm getting a dragon
Gabe: YE SI WANT A DRAGIN
Sam: A BABY DRAGON
Lucius: WHAT COLOR
Gabe: HAZEL
Dean: BLUE
Cas: BRIGHT GREEN
Mary: BRIGHT GREEN
John: BLUE
Luci: RED
Mike: BLACK
Crowley: white.
Lucius: how about BLACK WINGS AND BODY, RED CLAWS, ORANGE LEGS, BRIGHT GREEN TAIL, BLUE SNOUT, AND HAZEL BELLY PLATES? And it a baby
Dean: YESSSS
Lucius: his name shall be gorthalon
Dean: yesss
Lucius: he will be a vampire
Cas: YESSS
Lucius: and he breathes black smoke and angel grace
Gabe: YAAASSS
Lucius: HE IS BORN
(Gorthalon has joined the chat)
Gorthalon: He will also be extremely intelligent.
Lucius: this is great
Mary: aweosme
John: I thought dragons were fictional
Lucius: that's the thing. I am angel/demon/human, which means I can create things out of my mind. Thanks to gabriel.
Gorthalon: Goodbye. Master.
(Gorthalon the fUKKCING DRAGIN has left the chat)
Lucius: well, bye
Gabe: eheheheheheheh (we agreed not to tell them)
Dean: DAMMIT GABE
Cas: DAMMIT GABE
Sam: DAMMIT GABE
Luci: DAMMIT GABE
Mike: DAMMIT GABE
Lucius: DAMMIT GABE
Gabe: 😰
Crowley: awesome, Gabe
(Crowley has left the chat)
Gabe: 😒
Adam: yo botches, you forgot about me again
Chuck: shit, I let you out of the cage
Adam: don't lock me back in
Chuck: I'm not going to, Luci and Mike have tortured you enough
(Chuck has left the chat)
Mike: but..but he was our buddy
Luci: I will miss you adie
John: adie? Really?
Jo: he's satan, what do you expect
Bobby: you idjits
Ellen: I gotta go, heavenly things
Dean: there isn't anything to do in heaven
Ellen: exactly
(The non-queer musketeers has left the chat)
Dean: THE NON-QUEER MUSKETEERS
Charlie: eheheheheheheeheehheheehehhehheehhehhhe
Cas: I'm so done with you all
Dean: you love it
Luci: you fickin love it CASSIE
Mike: yeah
Lucius: well, I rather enjoyed this, but I have other matters to attend to.
Cas: like what
Lucius: ..stuff..
(Lucius and Adam has left the chat)
Dean: Luciam?
Cas: Adius?
Gabe: Ludam?
Cas: actually, I kthink Luciam is the best
Gabe: yeah
Sam: you are literally shipping your son with your brother
Dean: Annazar. Michifer.
Mike: ...
Luci: hey, we're angels
Balthazar: what the fuuuu ever
Anna: stfu
(Annazar and Michifer has left the chat)
Sam: well, they left fast
Gabe: yeah tf
Dean: I'm tired as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Sam: same
Cas: I'll be in your room in a sec, babe
Dean: what about Lucius
Cas: bby, he knows what we do.
Dean: great, let's fuck!
Cas: hells yes
Gabe: I'll be in your room too bb
Sam: k
(Destabriel has left the chat)
Mary: what did I miss?
John: I was making a sandwich.
Mary: oh.
John: they doing the sex
Mary: oh, great. Let's go
John: yeah
(Winchesters has left the chat)

Wow, this one was long

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