Okay guys! I decided, for Destiel dragonlet appreciation day, that I'm going to update EVERY SINGLE STORY! Except for the completed ones, of course. But you guys can expect updates! ALSO, THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND REEEAADSSS! YAAAY! HAVE FUN READING MY HORRID CRAP, MY RAINBOW DESTIEL DRAGONLETS! PEACE OFF!
-DestielDragon
(Destabriel and Michifer have joined the chat)
Luci: hello BISHES it's SATAAAN
Mike: so we have a thing
Dean: dammit what
Cas: A thing? What kind of thing?
Gabe: shit
Sam: is this a prank
Luci: satan is getting married bitches
Sam: .what
Gabe: the fuuuu
Dean: but you're satan
Mike: hells yeah!
Sam: I thought you guys were just fuck buddies
Luci: nope!
Dean: well...good for you guys!
Luci: thank you Dean 😃
Sam: well, yeah. Good for you guys, I guess. :D
Mike: we honestly thought that you guys would bitch out
Dean: nah, we support angel/demon-human marriage, and archangel/hunter marriage, so why not archangel/satan?
Sam: yeah
Luci: well you guys kinda hate us
Gabe: we don't hate you, brother
Mike: you sure about that?
Cas: But, you're siblings?
Dean: dammit Cas ANNAZAR
Cas: Oh, okay. Still confused..?
Dean: you're always confused
Cas:
Dean: in an adorable way
Cas: ☺️
Luci: so yeah, we're getting married in hell. Sounds fun
Mike: it's gonna be
Sam: so you're not gonna flirt with me anymore?
Gabe: SAM
Luci: sorry bby, but OF COURSE YOU IDIOT
Mike: Luci.
Gabe: SAAAM
Sam: not that I like it because I don't like it at all!
Luci: u sure about that
Sam: whatever
Luci: I bet you feel special, having satan flirt with you 😉
Sam: 😒
Mike: yeah, I bet you want him bad
Luci: you can't control the feeling of lust and want
Sam: uh
Gabe: the fuck u tryin to do Luci
Luci: you want me, Sam. I know you do. I heard your thoughts when I was inside you. You never wanted me to leave.
Sam: oh god
Gabe: Sam I can fucking feel you trembling what the hell
Sam: he turns me on
Gabe: and I don't?!
Sam: Gabe holy shit
Gabe: what.
Sam: talk dirty to me
Gabe: fuckin not here okay
Sam: I'm going to fucking come unless you hurry
(Sabriel has left the chat)
Dean: jingle bell
Cas: Dean?
Dean: the angles fell
Luci: what are you getting at
Dean: My green eyes turned black
Mike: 😧
Dean: the demon came
Dean: my mark of Cain
Dean: made Sam go turn me back!
Cas: Dean, why did you come up with this?
Dean: sing it with me!
Luci: please no
Dean: JINGLE BELL
Dean: THE ANGELS FELL
Dean: MY GREEN EYES TURNED BLAAACK
Dean: THE DEMON CAME
Dean: MY MARK OF CAIN
Dean: MADE SAM GO TURN ME BAAACK!
Cas: Oh. This is rather..pleasing.
Mike: did Cas just use sarcasm
Cas: I believe that is the term, yes.
Dean: awesome
Mike: holy shit
Charlie: you called?
Cas: No, Charlie. We did not call you.
Charlie: rude.
Mike: I said holy shit?
Charlie: yep. I am apparently a holy shit.
Luci: kinky
Dean: okay what the actual fuck satan
Cas: only in the spn fandom
Dean: what?
Cas: Nevermind, Dean.
Dean: you don't have to use perfect grammar, you know
Cas: Yes, I know.
Dean: you seem...different.
Cas: I guess I do..
Dean: what the hell happened to you?
Dean: is something wrong?
Cas: no...this may sound wierd, but I am currently impregnated with your baby.
Dean: HOLYSHITWHAT
Cas: yes. You are to be a father.
Dean: but, my demon blood..?
Cas: that's...the bad part. He will be half angel, half demon, and half human.
Dean: oh shit oh SHIT OH SHIT
Cas: but, he will be entirely healthy. I can sense it. The boy is very strong.
Dean: I just- I can't believe I'm going to be a father!
Cas: believe it, because it's true.
Dean: when is he due?
Cas: assuming angel pregnancies, not long.
Dean: like..?
Cas: about two months.
Dean: WHATWHENDIDYOUFINDOUT
Cas: today.
Dean: holy shit
Cas: yep.
Luci: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ DEANS GONNA BE A DADDY
Charlie: OHMYGODDEANISADADDYYYYYYYYYY
Dean: oh my god I just realized something
Cas: yes?
Dean: satan will be his uncle and God will be his grandfather XD
Mike: oh that is awesome
Cas: the Angels were upset when they realized I had summoned feeling for a human. What will they do, now that I am to hold a child with one?
Dean: I'm so happy for us. I love you Cas 😄
Cas: I love you too, Dean.
(Destiel has left the chat)
Mike: I guess we'll leave too.
Luci: seeya
Charlie: goodbye satan, mike
(Michifer has left the chat)
Charlie: *screaminG*
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