"hey nerd" "hey doofus" -rodrick x reader

Chapter One Hundred: Baby Pictures

Rodrick picked Y/N up after his dad went to work. When he and Y/N arrived at his house, Greg was still where he had been last time. Which was sitting crossed legged on the living room floor in front of the TV, playing Twisted Wizard.

"Hi, Greg," Y/N said as she sat down on the couch.

Greg nodded in reply, never taking his eyes off the TV screen.

Rodrick smacked the back of his brother's head. "Answer her, shithead," he said before seating himself beside Y/N.

"Hi, Y/N," Greg mumbled, scooting closer to the TV.

Rodrick rolled his eyes before he slid his arms around Y/N's waist and pulled her on top of him. He laid back on the couch and closed his eyes.

"What are you doing?" Y/N asked.

"Napping," he replied. "With you."

"I thought—"

"Shh," he hushed, clasping his hand to her mouth. "We can't nap and talk at the same time."

Y/N rolled her eyes before she rested her head on his chest and watched Greg move onto the next level of his game.

Twenty minutes later, Mrs. Heffley emerged into the living room, jingling her car keys. Her face lit up when she spotted Y/N. "Hey, sweetie," she said.

"Hi," Y/N replied with a smile.

"I'm going grocery shopping," she announced. "Does anyone want to come with me?"

If Greg had heard his mother, he pretended not to.

"I would but I'm trapped," said Y/N as she gestured to Rodrick's arms which were wrapped around her.

"That's okay, Y/N," Mrs. Heffley said. "I wasn't expecting you or Rodrick to come with me." She cast a glance in Greg's direction and sighed. "Anyway, have fun. Keep them out of trouble for me."

"I will," Y/N replied with a smile as Mrs. Heffley walked into the entryway.

"See you soon, sweetheart. Love you," Mrs. Heffley called as she opened the door.

"Love you too," Y/N said, awkwardly craning her neck to look at Mrs. Heffley.

She gave Y/N a smile and glanced at Greg. "Love you, Greg."

Y/N turned to Greg who simply nodded. She glanced back at Mrs. Heffley who lowered her head and stepped out the door. Y/N frowned and faced Greg. She didn't understand how one could be so ignorant to their mother. Especially a mother who loves their child the way Mrs. Heffley does. But Y/N supposed that Greg had priorities for his first day off of school.

She let a quiet sigh escape her lips and moved to turn away from Greg.

Suddenly a pair of hands grabbed her waist. She faced Rodrick who was gazing up at her with a sleepy look in his eyes. "Stop moving," he mumbled.

"Sorry," she whispered before sitting up.

"What are you doing?" he asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Going to check on Manny," she replied, placing a kiss on his cheek. "Be right back."

He nodded before he snuggled into the couch cushions and closed his eyes.

Y/N got up from the couch and went upstairs into Manny's room where the little toddler sat on the floor, looking absolutely distressed.

"Manny, what's wrong?" Y/N asked as she made her way over to him.

"Tingy is gone," he replied as he pouted.