Marvel one-shots

53. Wrong number - Florence Pugh

A/n

Don't call this number please, I just made it up

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+44 7225 184936

You:
Jamie
Help
😭

+44 7225 184936:
Sorry who's this?

You:
Jamie srsly?
I literally told u i'd msg u
In science?

+44 7225 184936:
Sorry I dont know anyone called Jamie?
Also im not Jamie

You:
Rlly?

+44 7225 184936:
Mhm.

You:
Why'd u full stop me 😭

+44 7225 184936:
Sorry 😔
I actually have no clue who u are though

You:
Who r u???
If ur not Jamie??

+44 7225 184936:
A person 👀
Kate Bishop

You:
I thought Hailee was American???
Not British

+44 7225 184936:
Ofc u know who Kate Bishop is 🤦🏻‍♀️

You:
Yep
I do
Im a marvel person
I have too many comics

+44 7225 184936:
U can never have too many comics?!
Who said that???

You:
Heh
Uhm
My dad

+44 7225 184936:
Oh
Tell him u can never have too many

You:
I did tho!!
He told me to clear out old ones
But
Theyre ✨vintage✨
He yelled at me

+44 7225 184936:
Oh-

You:
Stop saying 'oh' you sound like Nessa from Gavin and Stacey 💀💀💀

+44 7225 184936:
YOU KNOW THAT TOO????

You:
YEH I DO

+44 7225 184936:
ITS SO GOOD

You:
FR
Aw
I gtg help my sister do her hw

+44 7225 184936:
Okayyy
See you 👋🏻

You:
Byeee 👋🏻
Read

I put my phone down with a sigh and went over to my younger sister. She was trying to do her maths homework, clearly struggling. I stood by her and asked, "What are you tryna do?"

"Multiplication," my 8 year old sister replied, pouting.

"Alright, long multiplication?"

"The one with all the weird columns."

I sighed and sat down to help.

+44 7225 184936

You:
Im back
Finally

+44 7225 184936:
Heyyyy
How did hw go??

You:
A pain
Teaching an 8 yr old multiplication is impossible when she cant remember shit

+44 7225 184936:
🤣🤣🤣
Anyway, what can I add you to my contacts as?

You:
Hmmmm
Baguette 🥖

+44 7225 184936:
Why?
Okay
Anyways, u can add me as Flo

You:
Hahahahaheheh
Okay Flo
Florence Pugh

Flo:
Huh?
Nope.
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

You:
Uhuh
I totally believe that

Flo:
You'd better 😭
Becuz I aint Florence Pugh
But she's amazing, right?

You:
YEAH
SHE IS

Flo:
Do yk what films im in?

You:
Nope, go on

Flo:
oh wait-

You:
mhm :)
You said 'i'm' in
Busted

Flo:
dammit

You:
LANGUAGE

Flo:
😭
Captain America

You:
Nooooo
I can't believe its actually thoooo
What do i do this was accidental 😭

Flo:
Idek 😭

You:
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

Flo:
LMAO

You:
I'm literally dancing rn

Flo:
Actually?

You:
Yeah 🤣🥴

Flo:
'Woozy face emoji'

You:
Im not drunk
Chill

Flo:
u better be 18 if u r

You:
1. im not drinking
2. 🤷 who knows how old i am

Flo:
I mean, u should

You:
I dont tho 😭

Flo:
Damn
That isn't good

You:
Probably not

Flo:
🤷‍♀

You:
Can i ask u smth rq?

Flo:
Sure

You:
What marvel films u gonna be in?

Flo:
Uhmm
Idk 🤷‍♀😭

You:
Oh 😭

Flo:
I thinkkkkk tho
Hang on a sec

You:
Okayyyy

Flo:
Thunderbolts for sure
Might be in Cap New Order or Kang Dynasty, idk tho

You:
I'm going to see those films the moment they come out in cinema 📽

Flo:
YASSSSSSS GIRL

You:
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💃😁✨
Fuck I gotta go

Flo:
Language! 🟦🟥⬜

You:
haha
"Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Cap just said 'language'?"

Flo:
"Sorry" * throws motorbike * "it just slipped out"

You:
lmao
cya l8r!

Flo:
Okayyyy
Byeeee Baguette 👋

You:
Bye Florence Pugh 👋👋👋💃😁✨