"Zhongliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," Venti slurs, head banging on the table.
"No, I am not getting you more wine," Zhongli says simply, taking a sip of sake from his small cup.
"Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," Venti tries, voice muffled by the table.
"Noo, I'm going to... uhh... no!" Ei protests.
"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiida," Venti looks up, resting his head in his two arms.
"Ventiiiiiiiiiii," Nahida parrots sarcastically.
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine," Venti orders.
"No," Nahida just says.
"Tsariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitsaaia- a," Venti hiccups.
"No, I'm only here to bring the wallet," Tsaritsa says.
"Heey, that's mean," Childe groans from Zhongli's shoulder.
"Tartagliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia," Venti gives puppy dog eyes.
"Venti, I've alread-" Childe starts.
"Wai- waits a mooment ahaa, mooooo~. You guys," Venti tries to get the leftover wine from his glass, "you guys have the letter aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii in your nameess."
"So do you, Venti, your name ends with 'I'," Zhongli sighs, setting his cup on the wooden table in the bar.
"Wait- WHAT!?" Venti jumps in his seat.
"V-E-N-T-I," Tsaritsa says.
"Barbitoes- Barbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitoes, ahaaa, I never knewww," Venti giggles.
Zhongli, Nahida and Tsaritsa all look at each other and sigh.
"We should go back to our dorms before he takes his shirt off again," Nahida groans at the memory.
"No, the bouncerr took almost fifteeen minutes to look your ID, we should stay a little longerr," Ei says to Nahida.
The short adult sighs, taking her Bloody Mary into her hands and taking a sip.
"She has a slight point, though there is also returning to this same bar a separate time," Zhongli hums.
"YEAH!" Venti screams, jumping up onto the table before falling onto the floor head-first.
Venti being unconscious for a little more than an hour made things easy; they weren't kicked out as quickly as they normally would have been. The group of friends makes conversation about several topics, but mostly about college and love lives.
"Arhghshoihhbn," Venti says, holding up Childe's Iced Reposado Tequila up against his head to soothe the ache.
"Veniii, yoeeu'rere awakee," Childe slurs.
"What hap- hape- hapnoirhao, I can't say hapn!" Venti frowns.
"You took a fall and were knocked unconscious," Ei informs.
"Whooooa, you're not teep-seeeeee," Venti's eyes widen as he looks at Ei.
"You were out for a while, we've all gotten slightly more sober, except for Childe and Tsaritsa- Nahida my hair is not ramen!" Zhongli says to the white-haired girl.
"Hmmmm, mmm, mhmm... mmmhmhmhm," Venti thinks, stroking his fake beard.
"You didn't miss anything," Tsaritsa says helpfully.
"Woaaaaa," Venti looks at Tsaritsa with awe- how'd she know what he was about to ask?
"Now that Venti's awake, we should get back to our dorms," Zhongli suggests.
YOU ARE READING
A haphazard mess of Genshin One-shots
FanfictionCo-written with @FlamboyantBanana. Also posted on Ao3 :) A series of Genshin one shots including many ships (see tags) and a wide variety of miscellaneous non-ship works we made up at midnight filled by sugar! Yay! Enjoy our suffering! Each chapter...
