A haphazard mess of Genshin One-shots

5 - Misc: Bennett and Razor AU where they're beans

Falling. Tripping. Face planting. Cuts. Bruises. Burns. Sprains. Broken bones. All things that Bennett himself has encountered. His bad luck is really an annoying thing to possess.

Whenever the boy trained with his sword, he would either cut himself or his sword breaks. Whenever he's training with his vision, he either burns himself or sets something on fire and needs every hydro and cryo vision in the area to put it out. (Ayaka's sakura swirl was really effective last time)

But today was a new day, as the bad luck weilder had an idea... Join the school play! But not for a role (as he would forget even a one-word line), he would be part of the crew! Now this cast and crew isn't just any, ordinary group, all of them have visions!

One day, Fischl brought up the arts and Bennett thought 'oh, I have a pyro vision, maybe I can make light with fire!' A thought that consumes all the yummy logic anyone can possess. So he asked to join the light crew... AND HE GOT IN.

He soon realised that there were only three people in the light crew- including himself. One of the other people- wait no, thing? Was none other than... EMERGENCY FOOD and Amber, and then Venti and Kazuha can help when needed for height. Paimon and Amber perfect for the job, and Bennett soon realised that he should memorize what other people's jobs were. (and apparently teachers can join in on the crew)

Run crew: Xiao, Yae Miko, Keqing, Kujou Sara, Raiden Ei, Yelan

Set build crew: Mona, Ganyu, Diluc, Fischl, Klee, Dehya, Rosaria, Noelle

Sound crew: Venti, Kazuha, Itto (he even said that he could play an instrument!), Barbara, Lisa, Dori, Al Haitham

Light crew: Bennett (me!), Amber, Paimon

Prop crew: Beidou, Xiangling, Xingyan, Nahida

Injury healer (for those who take 'break a leg' seriously): Qiqi

Video crew: Albedo, Aloy, Gorou

Stage managers: Ningguang, Kokomi, Zhongli, Kuki Shinobu, Jean

Dance crew (they make the dances): Heizou, Nilou, Childe (TAR-TAR-TAGLIA), Eula, Collei, Hu Tao, Kaeya

Leads:

Yun jin, Razor, Thoma

Chorus/Ensemble:

Ayato, Ayaka (she wanted the lead but stayed for her brother), Candace, Cyno, Yoimiya, Chongyun, Xingqiu, Damslette (The La La La girl), Scaramouche, Signora, Yanfei, Aether, Lumine

Animal cast (acting as animals): Tighnari, Timmie, Sayu, Sucrose, Cyno

Side job of animal cast (just one scene): Yae Miko, Gorou, Fischl, Diuc, Kokomi, Collei, Amber, Kujou Sara, Dori, Itto, Ganyu, Diona

That's a lot of people, Gorou, Yae Miko, Fischl and a lot of other people even have two jobs! I hope I can become friends with all of them... Though I heard that one of the leads isn't the nicest... I bet I'll meet the later with my luck.

"Oh, ow, where'd that come from?" I ask no one in particular after a rock found it's way to my head.

The first meeting I was called into was the third one- well, really I was supposed to be in the second but I didn't receive the email because I broke my computer again.

"Adventurer Who Bears the World's Curses," A unique voice announced, startling my thought process.

I turn to see my amazing friend, Fischl!

"Hi! It's been a while," I exclaim, pulling her into a short hug.

"The Prinzessin der Verurteilung has consumed TWO jobs," Fischl says, holding up two fingers, then going into more shakespearian nonsense, "unlike the meterological device of the curse bearer that of which weilds the worst of luck, as even one day may be as bad as a lifetime,"