Tempest, Kewmed and Leo are running away from a gang of jocks
-"KEWMED! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???" Leo asked
-"I mean I didn’t think it would be that big a deal. Besides, running builds character!" Kewmed answered
"JUST SHOVE IT AND RUN!" Leo yelled.
*3 hours earlier*
"So, what’s the plan for today?" Roufail asked.
-"Well I owe some money to a guy, and I’m going to discuss some payment, you guys wanna be my wingmen?" Kewmed said
-"What kid of guy-" Leo attempted to ask before getting interrupted by Roufail
-"Aight bet where we meeting?"
-"Paper St. in one hour." Kewmed exclaimed
-"I guess that’s a plan. See you lot then, I suppose." Tempest said reluctantly.
-"You didn’t answer me!" Leo told Kewmed.
-"See ya." Kewmed didn't really care about Leo's opinion.
Epic transition to Paper St.
-"Where’s Constantine?" Leo asked Tempest
-"He said he’ll be here in a minute. But I’m surprised you even bothered showing up."
-"Someone needs to supervise you guys."
-"Yeah keep telling yourself that."
More time passed as the two of them awkwardly stood around, thinking about who Kewmed owed money to.
-"Hey dudes. Where’s Roufail?" Kewmed asked upon finally arriving.
-"Running late as per usual I assume. Let’s call him." Leo said.
-"Hey guys, I’m on my way, I’m next to the school, should take me 5 minutes." Roufail responded.
Five minutes passed.
-" So that was a lie." Tempest exclaimed.
-"Can’t keep the boss waiting any longer, this is some serious biz." Kewmed said as he started walking away.
-" Boss? What is this, the mafia?" Leo asked before getting met by the same lack of response.
Epic transition to the Boss' office
-"Welcome back to the jock mafia, Constantine." the "boss" said.
-"Of course it’s the mafia." Leo was too tired from all the walking to care about this situation at this point.
-" Here to repay your debt?" the boss asked.
-"Well I’m kinda short on cash, so…"
-" So you’re gonna sell us these kids?"
-"Exsqueeze me?" Tempest said.
-" No these are my guys. Is there anything I can do?" Kewmed asked the boss
-"Why is he so chill about this?" Leo whispered to Tempest.
Tempest just shrugged.
-"Well theres sumn’ you can do…" the boss said.
Phone ringtone
Leo picked it up.
-"Hey guys where you at? I took the Tram, I’m outside the place."
-"What tram you imbecile, you said you were five minutes off!" Leo told Roufail.
-" Five minutes off the station yes."
YOU ARE READING
Some Weird Sitcom
HumorJoin the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Kewmed, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events.
