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"Friends"

Hot gay: I am traumatized.

Junjii: What
what happened

Sunghoe: Me and Junhyung r getting a smoke detector

Yoojungg: So it was just a normal relationship counseling session right
then all the sudden Jisung and Yongsoo barge in
start making out
then start having sex
then invites Wookjin
so me and Kyubin run tf out
and BOOM
relationship problems automatically solved
but we're still traumatized

Sunghoe: I just got like 10 notifications in the span of 10 seconds
but honestly ain't no one types a full sentence
i only do it for like school

Junjii: Honestly that's a u problem
and i recommend u two run out the house

Hot gay: Great idea
running now
OH NAH
TAEYEOBIE RUN FASTER

Junjii: WHAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING

Yoojungg: MOANS R GETTING LOUDER
JSJWISIAOAO

Sunghoe: MEET US AT THE STORE
THAT ME AJD JUNHYUNG WORK AT

Hot gay: OK
I'M JUST GONNA PRETEND IK WHAT THAT MEANS

Yoojungg: U DUMBASS
BLOSSOM MARKET
ILY BUT U CAN'T BE THIS DUMB

Hot gay: OHHH
OK
I'M SORRY
GOING RN
SPEEDING

Sunghoe: Doesn't Kyubin work at a office?

Hot gay: Um
I'm still smart?

Junjii: Okkkkk
i believe u..

Hot gay: Stop with the sarcasm 😡

Yoojungg: Ok bitches we almost there

Sunghoe: Good
hurry up
we about to pay
so u better get what u want
also before u ask Kyubin we got the hello kitty marshmallows

Hot gay: GOOD
OK WE RUNNING IN

Junjii: Go to the ramen aisle

Hot gay: WHERE TF IS THAT AT

Junjii: Aisle 7

~
"Blossom market"

"Holy shit I'm out of breathe now," Taeyeob said, panting.

"Put your hands behind your head like this,"Kyubin demonstrated,"You'll get more oxygen that way."

"Bro is so nice,"Junhyung commented,"Why can't you be like that Sungho?"Junhyung said sarcastically.

"I am nice!" Sungho rolled his eyes,"Anyway, pick out your stuff. I'll pay."

Once Taeyeob finally caught his breathe, he started running and yelled,"Thanks Sungho! You're the best!!"

"So you gonna help your boyfriend?" Junhyung asked.

"He'll be fine...Ok I'll go help him. Be right back!!"Kyubin started running after Taeyeob.

"Ok now what?" Sungho questioned.

"We get all the ramen," Junhyung started picking out ramen.

~
Meanwhile...
"Friends household"

"Um Jisung I think we broke Yongsoo," Wookjin said.

"Let's go take a bath,"Jisung sighed,"You carry him."

"First of all, I don't know how all three of us are gonna fit in that tiny ass bathtub. And second of all, why me!"

"We've done it before and it was fine! And Yongsoo is short soooo," Jisung said,"I'll help you carry him. C'mon!"

Jisung lifted up Yongsoo's legs not having a clue how they're gonna carry him so he just put his legs down.

"You know what? Just help him get on my back," Jisung got off the bed and arched his back.

"Got it," and Wookjin did exactly what he was told.

~
"Blossom market"

"Did you get all the ramen you wanted?" Sungho asked Junhyung.

"Yeah. Let's go find them now," Junhyung smiled.

They pushed the cart around and found Kyubin and Taeyeob hugging and kissing in the middle of the aisle.

"Guys we're in a store,"Junhyung said which ruined the moment and the two stopped kissing.

"You ruined our moment!" Kyubin yelled, still hugging Taeyeob.

"Sorry! Anyway, put your stuff in the cart wherever that is"

"Uh a little help here!"Taeyeob pointed in between him and Kyubin and it turns out a bunch of stuff was in between them.

"What the fuck. No wonder why you're still hugging,"Sungho walked over to them,"Spread apart a bit. I'll help get the stuff out."

They did what was told and Sungho got whatever the fuck they picked out out of their hug. Kyubin and Taeyeob stopped hugging and picked out a couple more things from the aisle they were in that they couldn't fit in their hug.

"Ok are we done yet?" Junhyung crossed his arms.

"Yeah, let's go,"Kyubin put the last thing in the cart.

"I'm gonna spend 100 bucks on this shit when we originally came here for a smoke detector,"Sungho shook his head.

"How the heck is there even smoke detectors here?"Taeyeob asked.

"We have no fucking clue!"Junhyung answered.

Sungho paid for all their shit and they left the store. When they got home, Wookjin and the Jisung were on the couch watching "Bump Up Business"

"You bitches are watching Bump Up without us?!" Sungho yelled,"And where's Yongsoo?"

"He's passed out. We uh tired him out," Jisung paused the tv.

"Of course you did. Ok restart it Yongsoo will never know," Taeyeob ran over and sat down with Kyubin.

They finished the whole movie and Yongsoo never found out

A/N: I honestly didn't know what to do for this chapter but ended up thinking of random stuff so it's actually 700+ words this time!! Anyway, thanks for reading!!

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