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"Friends"

Sixty-NINE: Who wants Hello Kitty marshmallows

Hot gay: Bitch me
Give me 10 bags
Of each flavor

Sixty-NINE: No
I'll give you 2 bags of each flavor

Hot gay: Fine

Yongsue: Omg
Omg
Omg
Wtf
I'm like home alone
Actually no I'm not
Sungho and Junhyung are home
And
They're fucking.
Idk who it is
But someone is like
Sorta screaming

Yoojungg: ...
Oh..

Love 😘: There is never slience I swearr

Sixty-NINE: Who wanna bet Junhyung is fucking Sungho again?

Hot gay: I think we all know it's Sungho getting fucked

Yongsue: OMG
IT'S NOT SUNGHO

Yoojungg: WDYM
IS JUNHYUNG CHEATING?!

Love 😘: OBVIOUSLY NOT
BRO LITERALLY STARTED SMOKINH AND SHIT WHEN THEY BROKE UP LAST TIMW
AND SEEING THAT SUNGHO ISN'T ONLINE EITHER
HE'S PROBABLY NIT

Yoojungg: You can't be yelling at me when your spelling sucks 💀

Yongsue: Sungho is fucking Junhyung.
Not as hard as Junhyung did that one time
But like
Jdjajdbaoz
And if you're wondering how tf ik
It's because Junhyung started screaming
"Choke me! Please!"
While at the same time moaning

Sixty-NINE: WOAH WHAT?!?

Hot gay: Wait wait
I'm so sorry for this
But
Choke me like you hate me
But you love me 😉

Love 😘: Nope
No
Stop it.

Yoojungg: I'm about to divorce you

Hot gay: WAIT
NO
PLS
I'M SORRY
😭

Sixty-NINE: HAHAHAHSHAISJUU

Yongsue: Y'all better not divorce on us
Holy fuck
I think they stopped
NO THEY DIDN'T
I HEAR
GAGGING
SUCKING
AND
I DON'T EVEJ KNOW ANYMOREEEEE

Yoojungg: Even*

Yongsue: SHADDUP

Hot gay: Anyway
Wookjin
You're coming home with the hello kitty marshmallows right?

Sixty-NINE: NUH UH
NOT IN THAT SITUATION
YONGSOO GET IN THE CAR
I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU

Yongsue: OMG
MY SAVIOR
I'M COMING

Love 😘: So sorry
But
Cumming*

Yongsue: JISUNG WE'RE DATING
WHYYY

Yoojungg: JDHAUWHQ
HAHA

Yongsue: MY GUY YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND
SHUT YOUR ASS UP

Hot gay: I'll help you
Somehow

Yoojungg: And what are you gonna do?

Hot gay: Ahem
"Wookjin if you don't shut your ass up"
"What are you gonna do? Shut it up for me?"
"That's exactly what I'm gonna do. Matter fact I'll shut your ass up with my d-"
😊

Yongsue: I actually hate you all

Love 😘: Ok but
Did you mean
Dick up his ass
Or
Dick up his mouth

Yoojungg: Why you wanna know???

Love 😘: Because I'm both of their boyfriends

Yongsue: It can go both ways 🥰

Junjii: Oh shit
Yongsoo
You weren't supposed to hear any of that

Yongsue: BITCH I JUST HEARD THE MAJORITY OF IT
TF??

Sixty-NINE: I heard some of it outside...

Sunghoe: Fuck
Also
I think Junhyung is about to fall asleep
Bc yk
So
Ya

Yoojungg: No one cares

Sunghoe: Everyone cares
Now someone help me figure out what to do
Bc I need to clean him
And we need to shower

Hot gay: Wake him up?
Carry him?
Also it would probably be best if you took a bath and not shower

Sunghoe: Rightttt
Ok ty
Byee

Love 😘: What in the gay fuck just happened

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