As it would turn out, I did indeed miss a turn.
Luckily with a bit of course correction, and a slight amount of illegal driving, (which Ahri disliked), we made it to the cancer research hospital on time.
I knew exactly where to go, they had special areas for VIP. I go up the parking lot until I met with the guard.
Me: "We're here for Micheal as a part of the Final Wish foundation."
The gruff man in the booth nodded with a grunt.
???: "I'll need to see some ID."
That's when I panic.
I don't have any form of identification!
That's when Ahri peered over from the passages seat.
Ahri: "You need ID?"
The man's eyes go wide.
???: "Oh! I am sorry Ahri, please head up to the top floor your parking spot is already reserved. Number twenty four."
Ahri was about to say something, but I cut her off.
Me: "Thank you sir."
I roll up the window and keep driving before the guard changed his mind.
Ahri: "You don't have ID do you?"
I glance at her, but turn back to the road.
Me: "I was robbed early on, and I ended up losing my drivers license, which was the only form of identification I had on me."
She frowns.
Ahri: "I'm sorry to hear that."
I shake my head.
Me: "Don't be, I stabbed his brother a few days later."
Her eyes widened.
Ahri: "Huh?"
I shake my head with a smile.
Me: "Lighten up foxy, I'm only joking."
She gives me a half smile.
Ahri: "A little violent for a joke, don't you think?"
I shake my head.
Me: "When you're poor, sometimes you gotta make shit up to get by, understand?"
She hummed.
Ahri: "Yeah, I get what you're saying."
She nodded, now smiling again.
Ahri: "You always give me mixed signals. It's hard to tell what you mean sometimes."
She chuckled.
Ahri: "I should have know you'd make up a story like that."
I chuckled right back as I made it to the top floor.
Me: "Of course... I'd never let anyone rob me like that."
Her head spun fast to look at me and I looked at her with a smirk, she finally understood the punchline.
She shook her head.
Ahri: "Your jokes are very strange."
I shrug.
Me: "Sorry, I can't be any less funny for ya."
I pull into spot twenty four with a smile on my face.
Kind.
She's very kind.
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