BSD Oneshots

Mushitarō's Discovery (Mushiranpoe)

(A/N: this is a request by Fund0wn. Basically what happens here is Mushitarō comes to realize something shocking. Without further ado, enjoy!)

Ranpo had just gotten back from work and realized something...he had a lot of paperwork to do. He might need some help. His mind briefly considered asking Kunikida for help, but he immediately dismissed the thought. Kunikida would probably lecture him and plus, he had enough of his own paperwork to do anyway so Ranpo didn't want to add to his coworker's stress.

After some more thought, Ranpo came to a decision. "Aha! I know who to ask." He pulled out his phone and opened a group chat he'd recently made.

World's Greatest Detective: HEY, YOU TWO! WAKE UP!

Favorite Raccoon Boy: Ranpo-kun, joke's on you. I've been awake for hours, writing

World's Greatest Detective: smh ed, take more breaks

Favorite Raccoon Boy: I do! ...sometimes

World's Greatest Detective: alright, fair enough

Unexpected Friend: What do you want, Ranpo?

World's Greatest Detective: so cold mushitarō, i was going to ask both of you something

Favorite Raccoon Boy: What is it?

World's Greatest Detective: would you guys like to help me with some paperwork? :)

Favorite Raccoon Boy: Anything for you, Ranpo-kun

World's Greatest Detective: aww, this is why ily

Unexpected Friend: Get a room, you two. Please. For the sake of us all. You and your blatant flirting

Favorite Raccoon Boy: HVFSHDHFHDJDJSJSJ CKVNCJXHSHDHJSBA XLCCFOEOOSJS DCIFUEIKDNX DJCJSKKSJDJDKSJSSL DPDOEOSKDMSLSCKKDOWKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x_x

World's Greatest Detective: nice going, mushi. you just killed my dear poe

Unexpected Friend: Oops D:

Favorite Raccoon Boy: No, I'm fine!

World's Greatest Detective: ok, good. now, who'd like to help me with my paperwork?

Unexpected Friend: I guess I can spare some time

Favorite Raccoon Boy: Same here! Could I bring Karl or should I leave him with Louisa or Lucy?

World's Greatest Detective: YAY!!!!! and you can bring him :)

Favorite Raccoon Boy: You're the best!

World's Greatest Detective: i know ;)

Unexpected Friend: I'll be over there soon

Favorite Raccoon Boy: Same here

With that, Ranpo shut off his phone and waited for his boyfriend and friend to show up.

Before long, they both got there.

Ranpo ran over to the door when he heard the knock. He grinned. "Hello~."

Poe smiled a little. "Hey."

"Hi," was Mushitarō's reply.

"Alrighty, people! We have lots to do." Ranpo stepped aside to let Poe and Mushitarō in. He grabbed his very large stack of paperwork and placed it on the coffee table.