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Duke was outside, walking around, and came across kids and a graveyard with a sign.
Duke: I was alone, and I needed a date
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I saw a sign that said
"For a good time, take a left down at Tombstone Number 8."
Duke went into the graveyard looking for a good time.
Duke: Went through the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a sepulcher,
I took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute
Duke met a zombie prostitute. Skeletons made some music. Duke got ready to have fun.
Duke: I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
But all in all, she was a rotten kinda cute.
While I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.
Skeleton played more music while Duke and the zombie had fun.
Duke: Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill Repute
She's a rotten kinda cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.
A lot of music and colors happened. Duke walks around the graveyard again.
Duke: Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes,
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."Baby, keep the tip."
Duke ran away from the woman.
Duke: Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill Repute
She's a rotten kinda cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.
Duke went in somewhere with Do Not Disturb on it. Then, somewhere else, (y/n) came to the location Missi told him to go. He was also with her cat. Finally, he got to the location where the showdown would take place.
(y/n): this is it. I wonder what is going to happen. I am wondering if I should stay in this job. What do you think?
The cat just meowed.
(y/n): well, I guess it's time to get inside and wait for whatever
(y/n) prepares himself for what will happen next.
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Vampair: Duke and Missi's Servant
Random(y/n) was an 18-year-old boy. He lost his family in an accident. He decided one day to start a new life. He found a job to be a servant for a castle. He got the job and was working for Duke. Then came Missi, and things got complicated. What will his...
