Ronance one shots

Ronance texts

ive run out of ideas

Robin: help

Nancy: what

Robin: the cat pissed on my shoes :(

Nancy: LMFAO

Nancy: serves you right for laughing when I fell yesterday

Robin: why did I marry you

Nancy: why did I just see you climb inside our house from the window

Robin: I forgot my keys

Nancy: IM LITERALLY IN THE HOUSE

Nancy: *sends a photo of her sobbing*

Robin: why are you crying??? are you okay???

Nancy: the bill and frank episode is one of the sweetest but saddest thing I've seen

Robin: YOURE WATCHING THE LAST OF US WITHOUT ME!??

Nancy: can we get a turtle

Robin: no

Nancy: why :(

Robin: the last turtle bit me then killed himself by falling to the floor :)

Nancy: sigh

Robin: I love you so much I would do anything for you and I can't believe you're mine

Nancy: what do you want me to get

Robin: buy me some mac and cheese please <3

Nancy: why did steve tell me you just went to your autism test with a suit

Robin: why not

Nancy: jesus christ..

Robin: I'm diagnosed with autism

Robin: what did you do to the asshole neighbor he just came and apologized to me

Nancy: nothing just showed him my gun collection

Robin: ...

Robin: you threatened him didn't you

Nancy: yeah

Nancy: you have 10 seconds to come and cuddle me before you sleep on the couch tonight

Robin: IM COMING WAIT

Nancy: I love you

Robin: whatever

Robin: I love you too <3

Robin: I just want to say uh

Robin: I'm in love with you

Nancy: that's good considering we've been married for 3 years

Robin: you're old

Nancy: I'm only a few months older than you..

Robin: but that's okay I like older women

Nancy: ROBIN?!??/)/

these are fun to write tbh