Learn chinese in 5 minutes.
!!Must read out loud!!
1. That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP - Kum Hai
4. Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
5. Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
6. Small Horse - Ti Ni Po Ni
7. I bumped the table - Ai Bang Ma Fa Ki Ni
8. I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9. Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
10. He cleaning His automobile - Wa Shing Ka
11. Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stink In Pu
12. Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
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Not meant to offend anyone, but when I read this I couldn't stop laughing, so I thought I'd share the Joy.
You don't have to read it out loud, but it's funnier if you do xD