Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my family.
Police: And where do your family live?
Me: With me.
Police: Well, where do you all live then?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbours house.
Police: Where is your neighbours house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: JUST TELL ME!
Me: Next to my house.
