Left handed

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An older couple are discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, "When I die, If I die before you, will you remarry?" To which the husband replies "Well, yes. I wouldn't want to be lonely." Then the wife asks, "What about the house? Will you live in the same house?" And the husband replies, "Well...I suppose. It's already paid for." His wife, getting a little protective, then asks, "What about my car? Will she drive my car?" The husband again replies, "Well, It's already paid for..." The wife, annoyed at his words, says "And what about my golf clubs?! Will she be using them as well?!" And the husband says: "Oh, no. She's left handed."
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Well, ouch. Busted.
This is my 200th chapter c:

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