►Jokes◄

I am the fruit Ninja!

Person 1: Dude, you were so drunk lastnight!
Person 2: C'mon bro, I wasn't THAT drunk!
Person 1: You were having Kim throw fruit at you while you cut them in mid-air shouting "I AM THE FRUIT NINJA!"
Person 2: Wow...
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That'd be me...