A robber broke into a house. The whole family was on vacation, and wouldn't be back for a week.
He was walking across the room, when a voice spoke out; "Jesus is watching." He looked, but saw nothing close by. This happened a few more times, until he found out that a parrot in the corner was the one who was talking.
"Well...What's your name then?" The robber asked the bird who scared him.
"Clarence." Replied the bird.
"What kind of idiot names a bird 'clarence'?" Asked the robber dumbfounded.
"The same kind of idiot which names a rottweiler Jesus."
