Capture the Flag

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"Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?" Eddie asked as they all sat at Phil's

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"Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?" Eddie asked as they all sat at Phil's. 

"It's not the hummus." Andie told him as Milton nodded.

"It's coming from him." Milton said as he pointed at Jerry. 

"That's my new cologne. It's called 'impurity'" Jerry said before he sprayed some of it into the air and they all jumped back as they tried to save their food. 

"Ah, hey!" 

"Really?"

"Whoa, dude."

"Thanks for that."

"Check it out. Swathmore Academy students. Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth." Jack said after they heard an obnoxious girl giggle.

"Perfectly disgusting." Kim added in a similar tone. 

"Someone sounds jealous." Chloe muttered as Andie nodded. 

"They must have finally realized Phil makes the best falafel in town." Milton said. 

"Put it in a doggie bag, you. It's for our dogs. Can you imagine? He thought we were going to eat this." Claire said.

"What's next? Should we go bathe in the mall fountain?" The boy asked after the two laughed arrogantly.

"Oh, uh, not- not from three o'clock to four o'clock. That's Jerry time." Jerry told them. 

"Hello, Jerry. I wish I could stay, but my poor pug is starving. Woof." Clare flirted before she walked back to get her order. 

"Ew." Chloe and Andie said. 

"My poor pug is starving. Woof. Who talks like that?" Kim asked.

"Unfortunately, no one I know." Eddie sighed. 

"They think they are so much better than us just because they go to a private school." Kim said. 

"Well, we are eating their dog food." Jack pointed out before he took a bite of his falafel. 

"And they are a week away from showing us up again during Manhattan on parade." Milton sighed. 

"You know, I thought our float last year was a winner." Jerry admitted. 

"It was Ernie the janitor sitting in a shopping cart with a tube sock on his head." Jack deadpanned. 

"Winner." Jerry said before Chloe rolled her eyes. 

"I don't know why they always win the float competition. I mean, what was so impressive about their giant space shuttle last year?" Kim asked. 

"It flew." All the boys said. 

"They've kind of have a point." Andie muttered as Chloe nodded.

*** 

"Guess what, guys? I was selected to be the head of the float committee because I am the only person who even has a chance of pulling it off." Eddie said after he walked into the dojo, where the gang was warming up.

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