Screech's Diary

Entry 5

"Figure, EXPLAIN THE BLOOD PART"

"Seek, you don't wanna know...."

"WHY?!"

"Cuz I killed the human."

"WITHOUT ME!?"

Timothy looked at them and sighed.
"...remember when Seek hated violence and so did Figure?"

Rush and Ambush started choking on their Orange juice and toast for breakfast. (It was 7 A.M.)

"OH YEAH! AND FIGURE SMACKED THE SHIT OUTTA HALT WHEN FIGURE FOUND OUT HE KILLED 12 HUMANS THAT DAY!" Ambush cried. 

"To be honest, I like this new-Seek-and-new-Figure." Hide, Seek's twin brother, said.
"C'mon! The humans will be here any second now! POSITIONS!" GL called out. Timothy crawled in the tiny drawer in front of door 50, Figure went in the library, Halt went in room 32, Seek turned into the.... Goo thing.. and sunk into the floor of door 37. Ambush and Rush hid in the ceilings, and in door 80 and 13. Everyone else... I dunno. Because I AM SPEED WHOOOOO

I hid in the dark room where the levers are. It's so funny to see humans screaming their lungs out because they were SO busy finding the lever, that they forgot about me. I remember one time....

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaash Baaaaaaaaaaack---

"Pssssst..."

"AGH! WHERE!?"

"Matt, shut up..."
"TOM! THAT'S MEAN!"
"JUST LOOK AROUND AND FIND THAT UGLY ASS ANNOYING THING, GOD DAMN IT-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"OW! THAT UGLY THING BIT ME!"

"LOOK WHO'S TALKIN', BITCH!"
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend Of Flashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack---

That Matt guy was a wimp. Halt got to him, and he died.

I stayed behind a barrel, and I heard footsteps.
A... Blonde ugly white pick-me-girl was behind a buff guy.

"I'm so scaaaaared~" she said.

I can normally stand hiding behind someone, but A PICK-ME-GIRL?! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

"psssssssst"

she seemed clueless.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"OW! SHIT-"

"pssssssssssssst" 

"WHA-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!"

she died.

good riddance.