(RQ)
Sabre: Hey have either of you seen Sukmi?
M: Who's Sukmi?
Sabre, giggling evilly: SUKMI BALLSSSSSS
Light, who was also in the room, facepalming: ohhh my gooddddd....
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(SS)
Rainbow: Sabbbbrrrreeee???
Rainbow: Saaaaabbbreeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Sabre, appearing from his room with messy hair and rubbing his eyes: whut?
Rainbow: OH MY GODS WERE YOU ASLEEP? IM SO SORRY-
Sabre, chuckling: Relax, Rainbow, I was asleep for a while, it's fine
Rainbow: oh okay
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Also why is your voice deeper?
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(RQ)
M, singing: Think harder, I'm slicker than you, I'm smarter than you
Sabre, also singing: Wanna match wits well I beg your pardon, I'm in aerospace, you're in
kindergarten!
Time, who just came to give them cookies:
(song is Smarter Than You by Random Encounters)
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Sabre seeing Shadow for the first time: AAAAAAAAA
Shadow realizing Sabre can see him now: AAAAAAAAA-
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Sabre: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
M: Excuse me Mx, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Time: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Sabre: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Time: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Sabre: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the
conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous.
Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
M: edible.
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Sabre: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology
license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Rainbow: The big five licenses?
Sabre: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill!
I can't wait to get that one.
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Sabre: Do one of you remember the last time I ate paint?
Galaxy: I think it was like a few weeks ago?
Rainbow: No, I thought that was yesterday?
Alex: YOU ATE PAINT?!
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Time, looking at the disaster M and Sabre caused: How did you two manage this?! I left for an
hour!
Sabre: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Time: No, you weren't. M was supposed to be watching over you!
M: I was also unsupervised-
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Time, walking into the kitchen in the middle of the night and turning on the light to see M leaning
over the fridge door: Why are you awake? It's four in the morning???
M, turning towards Time: you never saw anything.
M: *scatters away with two containers of yogurt like a gremlin*
Time: whatthefuck.
