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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Galaxy please come to the front desk?

Galaxy, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Time and Elemental: I believe they belong to you?

Time and Elemental, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Galaxy: I didn't even bring you guys here with me

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Sabre: Rainbow and I don't use pet names.

Galaxy: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Sabre: Honey?Rainbow: Yes, dear?

Sabre:

Galaxy: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Galaxy: Hey Sabre,

Sabre: Yes?

Galaxy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Sabre:

Sabre: Where's Rainbow?!

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Galaxy and Sabre are sitting in jail together

Sabre: So who should we call?

Galaxy: I'd call Rainbow, but I feel safer in jail-

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Sabre: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Galaxy: The car takes a screenshot.

Rainbow: For the last time, Galaxy, get out.

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Rainbow: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Galaxy: They do.

Sabre: ...Why did you say that with such certainty...?

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(this makes no sense but i thought it was really funny-)

Rainbow: The waiter at this restaurant is really hot...

Galaxy: Maybe you should say something?

Rainbow: Ha, no.

The waiter, Sabre, bringing back their food: Careful, the plate is hot too.

Rainbow: Too?

Sabre touches Rainbow's shoulder and makes a sizzling noise, before walking off.

Rainbow: I'M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

Galaxy: THEM.

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