Dark: Shadow, Sabre won't talk to me. Do you know why?
Sabre: Nope, but enjoy it while it lasts.
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Shadow, chilling in his lil underground room: :|
Sabre, running in after months of silence: I KNOW I SAID I'D NEVER DO THIS BUT I NEED YOUR HELP-
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Dark: Why is Shadow so mean?
Sabre: He's like my opposite.
Dark:
Dark: That doesn't answer my question-?
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Sabre: SHADOW I SWEAR ON MY LIFE-
Shadow: What life.
Sabre: I- THIS ONE?!
Shadow: bitch you aint got no life you shitty ass scrunkly old mutherfucker.
Dark:
Dark: DAYUM SABRE YOU JUST GOT RAMMED INTO THE FLOOR BY A BUS.
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Lucas: What do you mean, you lost Sabre?
Rainbow: I don't- I dunno I just kinda went to go get- get chickens and he was mis-missing when I got ba- ck-
Sabre: Guys, look what I found!
Lucas: IS THAT A FUCKING OSTRICH?!?!
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!!TW!! MENTIONS OF ED/EATING DISORDERS!
(part of my ERROR sequel, a RQ AU)
A Steve talking shit about Rainbow Steve outside his house: A hero can't possibly have any sort of disorders. Especially the Hero.
Rainbow hearing them and looking up from the toilet: bitch what.
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(SS)
A thunderstorm is booming outside.
*BAM!*
Rainbow: sAbrE iM sCǽrEd-
YEAH THATS RIGHT
I PULLED ALLO THESE OUT OF MA OWN ASS!! >:DD
