uhhh- 28 or 29 i think??

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Elan, signing and snickering: I think Stolas really likes hot chocolate.

Dark: What's he doing??

Lucas: He's signing? Do you not know what Sign Language is?

Nightmare: Sigh language?

Lucas: Sign language. Deaf people use it to communicate since they can't hear and sometimes can't speak.

Dark: But Elan can hear and speak.

Lucas: ohmygod. Okay. Let me phrase this in a way you'll understand.

Lucas, slowly: Elan is hard of hearing and cannot hear you without hearing aids.

Dark: But like- how?

Lucas:

Lucas: BECAUSE YOU TWO HAVE DEAFENED HIM WITH EXPLOSIONS AND LIGHTNING FOR OVER THREE YEARS?!

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Elan: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ryan, jumpscared: AAA WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Elan: HOW COULD YOU THROW AWAY AN ENTIRE BLOCK OF CHEESE?!

Ryan: Sabre

Ryan: That cheese was like- four days expired

Elan: BUT IT WAS STILL EDIBLE!

Ryan: NO IT WASN'T, IT WAS BAD?!

Elan, getting ready to attack: GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE YOU THIEF!

Ryan: aaAaaAaAAAAA I'M CALLING LUCAS

Elan: WAIT NO-

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Rainbow: Sabre, you're late.

Sabre: Time is a construct of the human brain to be able to comprehend the endless void of the universe. Einstein also said that time is relative, so whether or not I was late depends on who's asking and who's answering.

M, holding a sword to Sabre's throat: Who are you and what did you do with the real Sabre?

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Sabre, sick: uuuuughh *sniffle*

M: Uh, are you okay?

Time: Yeah, you're not looking too good there, buddy...

Sabre: I'm sick.

M: What's sick?

Sabre: how do i explain this- uh, my body is fighing an infection and this is the physical result?

M and Time: Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

M: Is there anything we can do to help?

Sabre: In Minecraft? No, probably not.  I'll just be stuck in my house for a while until it goes away.

Time: Are you sure? By the sound of it, you're not in any position to fight anybody right now.

Sabre:

Sabre: You know what, if you're that worried one of you can stay.

Time: YAY I'M GOING TO GO MAKE YOU GET-BETTER COOKIES!

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