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Sabre's crying after Rainbow's death in his house in the Rainbow Town.

Sabre: IS SOMEBODY CUTTING ONIONS? 

Sabre: I THOUGHT I HAD A NO-ONION POLICY IN PLACE??

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Lucas: Would you slap Light-

Dark: Yes.

Lucas: I didn't even finish!

Dark: Sorry, continue.

Lucas: Would you slap Light for 10 dollars?

Dark: I would do it for free.

Light: Rude...

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Sabre & Lucas:*Playing video games*

Time: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Sabre:

Lucas:

Time finally figuring it out: ...You two never actually went to sleep, did you?

Sabre & Lucas in shame: Yeah...

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Dark: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Light: Actually, Rainbow is my favourite.

Dark: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Lucas: Hey, Sabre? Can I get some dating advice?

Sabre: Just because I'm with Rainbow doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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(RQ)

Dark: I really like Eminem.

Sabre: I prefer skittles.

Time: They are talking about the rapper.

Sabre: Why would they eat the wrapper?

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Light: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the street?

Sabre: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Light: That's not what I asked.

Sabre: That is all the information I have.

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