Naiaazul: ....Alright roast time and vibe check to reality is needed it seems...
Naiaazul: *Comes up to the tower of leaders with a megaphone*
Naiaazul: I've come up with the thought that all the steves who think that any hero or human can't get mental illnesses are bitch ass motherfuckers,
Naiaazul: You all suck dick.*vine boom*
Naiaazul: fuck you *vine boom*
Naiaazul: Rainbow Steve is like you guys except he has all the power, but that doesn't mean that his enormous power would cure anything about himself *Vine boom*
Naiaazul: You ALL ACT AS IF YOU COULD JUST USE HIM AS A WAY TO CARRY ALL OF YOUR STUPID, LAZY, BURDENS WHEN IN FACT IT'S JUST MAKIN HIM GET CLOSE TO GODDAMN MENTAL BREAKDOWNS *vine boom*
Naiaazul: fuck you *points to a random steve*
Naiaazul: fuck you *points to the villains except dark steve*
Naiaazul: fuck you *Points towards The First Curse*
Naiaazul: you're cool *points at sabre, Time steve, Therapist steve, and other friends*
Naiaazul: and FUCK YOU *points to Sol (RQ)* *Vine boom*
All of the steves looking shook: ....A-
Naiaazul: SHUT THE FucK UP YOU RACIST, COLORFUL, PUKED UP SHIT STAIN SPOILED ASS BITCHES *VINE BOOM*
Naiaazul: GODDAYUM Y'ALL DAMN ANNOYING AS HELL
Naiaazul: HECK WHENEVER SABRE TRIES TO HELP YOU GUYS YOU FUCKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM
Naiaazul: HE LITERALLY SACRIFICED HIS DAMN LITERAL LIFE TO SAVE GUYS, BUT WHEN YOU GUYS SCREAM AT HIM FOR BEING LAZY OR JUST FOR ONCE HAVING A NICE FUCKIN DAY YOU ALL RUIN THAT BY BEING OUTRIGHT ANGRY AT HIM OR RAINBOW FOR NOT HELPING YOU GUYS!!!!! >:((((
Steves being scared shitless:
Naiaazul: I'm sick of Y'ALL DUMBASSES
Naiaazul: I'm tired of seeing my favorite people being hurt both MENTALLY AND FUCKING PHYSICALLY *DOUBLE VINE BOOM*
Naiaazul drops the megaphone off the stage.
Naiaazul hugs Rainbow Steve, Sabre, Time, Other friends of theirs because god they all risked their actual lives to help stop the darkness and villain.
Naiaazul then proceeds to walk off to the gates and turns around towards the lazy vibrant shitbags as they flip them off.
Naiaazul: I hope you learned to get some bitches you fuckin hoes-
Naiaazul: *Disappears*
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!!TW!! MENTIONS OF SH/SELF HARM!
(part of my ERROR sequel, a RQ AU)
Sabre sitting on the edge of the tub: Did I forget to lock the door?
Rainbow walking into the bathroom:
Sabre:
Rainbow:
Sabre, dropping the knife and pulling his sleeves back down while smiling sheepishly: aaaaaahahaaaa-
Rainbow standing there in shock:
Sabre slowly standing up to leave: its not what you think it is-
Rainbow: WHATDOYOUMEANITSNOTWHATITHINKITIS?!?!!
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!!TW!! MENTIONS OF ED/EATING DISORDERS!
Rainbow's stomach growls.
Sabre: Have you eaten at all today?
Rainbow: ..yeah
Sabre: Then tell me what you ate.
Rainbow: uh- a crossaint
Sabre: we don't have crossaints in minecraft- wait hold up how do you know what a crossaint is?
Rainbow: uh-
Sabre: Nope nevermind I'm not changing the topic.
Sabre: eat.
Rainbow: no.
This goes in circles until someone knocks on the door and Sabre goes to get it.
Sabre: Stay here.
Rainbow, breaking the window and running for his life: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT-
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(RQ)
Sabre: I used to eat dirt as a kid.
Time: That is unsanitary on so many levels.
Elemental: I used to eat dirt too!
Sabre: Wouldn't that like- be cannibalism?
Time:
Sabre:
Elemental:
Elemental: I don't think so?
sorry I can't give you the 7+ that I normally do today guys
im dealing with some stuff and my concentration has been rendered useless :P
don't worry though, i'll still be uploading daily!
thanks you guys <3
