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Naiaazul: HEY! Prof Red, Look at me.


Prof. Red: Whut

Naiaazul: Bitch.

Prof. Red:


Prof. Red: First of all how dare you-

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Sabre: Did Rainbow just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Lucas: Yeah, they did.

Sabre: And did I just do finger guns back?

Lucas: Yeah, you did.

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Sabre is casually searching around the room.

Lucas: Hey Sabre, what're you looking for?

Sabre: My will to live.

Rainbow walks into the room.

Sabre: Oh, there it is.

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Rainbow: Acid isn't what gets you high, that's what happens when you put paper in your mouth.

Sabre: I have eaten paper and other items like pencils, pens, markers and pebbles for my entire life. I can tell you with certainty that this is misinformation. If you EAT paper, you will not feel the effects of LSD and anyone who tells you otherwise is Rainbow.

Lucas: You're eating PENS?!

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Lucas: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Sabre: Can't relate.

Rainbow: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins???

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Sabre: Why doesn't Rainbow find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Lucas: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sabre: *bites lip*

Lucas: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Rainbow: Fun fact! The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

Lucas: I like how you called that a "fun" fact.

Sabre: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you :]

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Rainbow: I feel like Sabre is looking down on me.

Lucas: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.

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