𝓐𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 ❦

𝔁𝓿𝓲𝓲

➳𝐙𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡➳

"Guh that's all you eating?" Big Mama mugs my plate as I sit down on the couch.

"This only my first plate." I scoff.

"I should've known better." She chuckles.

"You put yo foot in this cabbage." Patty Cake says sitting next to her.

"You gotta teach me how to make potato salad, mine just don't taste as good." I scoop up a spoonful off my plate.

"That's cuz you put mustard." He scrunches his face up.

"The mustard tastes good." I roll my eyes.

"No the hell it don't." He scoffs.

"Honey ion put mustard in mines." She tells me.

"Where Dean, Duce n Shooter at?" I look around the house.

"Ion know but Nubs in the kitchen." He shrugs.

"Hey Zee, ian seen you in a good minute." Karol and her 3 badass kids walks up to me.

"Hey Karol. I been real busy with school you know. But how you and the kids been?" I ask.

"Oh we been blessed, I can't complain. I got another job so all's good right na." She smiles.

"Oh really? What is it? I'mma have to visit."

"It's at Charley's." She shrugs.

"The strip club?" My mouth falls open.

"Yea." She nods.

"But... You're pregnant." I look at her large belly.

"Sum guys have a fetish for pregnant women. Besides I'm not doing that much, I give lap dances and I do floor work, not pole work." She explains.

"Oh well you-you girl." I scratch my head, looking away.

"Is yo mama here?" She asks.

"No, she's coming later cuz she had to work."

"Okay well you know I always need a babysitter so whenever you wanna make $50, holla at me." She offers.

I'd rather bite my own nipple off than to deal with them bastards

"Alright, I'll see you later honey. JAMES STOP HITTING YO BROTHER!" She turns around and starts yelling at them kids.

I take my phone out to text Menace while I eat.

Me
Stinky poo 😍😍

Menace 🦋
What I tell you bout them corny ass names?

Me
I'm sorry booty butt ☹️

Menace 🦋
I will deadass block you