(Decided to skip Breaking Luigi since it mostly focused on Mario and Luigi. Also this was supposed to come out during December but a lot of things happened so I couldn't)
In a jail cell is where Mario and Luigi resided. Luigi was playing a harmonica and Mario was holding a cup.
Lawyer Kong: SILENCE!!
Miyamoto: What is it Lawyer Kong? Why'd you bring me to this stinky-
Miyamoto sees Mario and Luigi in the cell.
Miyamoto: MARIO! LUIGI!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND BARS?!
He pulls out a Keyblade to free them.
Miyamoto: Let me get you out right away.
Just before he could free them, Lawyer Kong blocks him.
Lawyer Kong: Sir, I put them there.
Miyamoto: WHAT!? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Lawyer Kong: They're sick... Look...
He tosses a plate of spaghetti into the jail cell and sure enough, Mario's clothes was off and he was doing something really naughty with the spaghetti.
Miyamoto: What...what happened to my Mario?
Lawyer Kong: This is what happened: His name is SMG4. He came to this place long ago and infected the Mushroom Kingdom with his memes. Changing everyone to become stupider.
Miyamoto: What...what can we do?!
Lawyer Kong holds up a DMCA.
Lawyer Kong: We stop them with this!!
Luigi: Wha!!! What is it?
Mario: It's a rock! He's gonna bash us with a rock!
Lawyer Kong: No, you idiots. This is a SUPER DMCA!!!
Luigi: OH NO!
Mario: NOOO BORING LEGAL CRAP!!!!
Luigi: No Mario, if Miyamoto signs the DMCA, then SMG4 and all our non-Nintendo friends will be removed from existence forever!
Lawyer Kong: And all you have to do, Miyamoto-san, is sign it.
Miyamoto looks at the DMCA while Mario and Luigi look in terror.
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Meanwhile, you, Meggy, and SMG4 were at the Wikipedia Castle.
Meggy: Ok SMG4, we're here. Now what?
SMG4: Ok according to this, we need to go to the section on IP.
You look down the long hallway leading into darkness.
You: Well, this is going to take forever.
SMG4: C'mon, this way.
You and Meggy follow SMG4 down the creepy castle.
Meggy: ...SMG4, I don't like this...
You: Me neither.
SMG4: Uhhh it's- it's ok! I'll protect us!
Some bats fly by, causing SMG4 to freak out and swing Meggy around like a baseball bat before he catches his breath.
SMG4: See...?
You and Meggy just stare at him, unamused. You all then continue with your journey, with SMG4 holding onto Meggy out of fright due to some doors.
You all stop then at the serial killer category because Meggy wanted to take a picture with the supposed statues. However, it's revealed that they're not statues but the real deal. Meggy screams as she gets beat-up while SMG4 just takes the picture.
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My Melon Girl (Melony x Male Reader)
قصص الهواةWhat happens when you fall in love with a human-turned melon in SMG4's wacky and weird world?
