Ph: HOW DARE YOU?! YOU WORRIED ME PEEJ
PJ: Payback's a bitch.
D: SORRY FOR BEING FUNNY
PJ: I can't believe you fell for it though xD
Ph: Wouldn't you?
PJ: No. You're both so stupid.
D: Says you.
PJ: Yes I said it.
Ph: Well we know how to annoy you so...
PJ: So what? I can block you.
Ph: Why didn't you do it before?
PJ: Because.
D: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
*PJ Liguori left the group*
D: #bants
Ph: He actually blocked us.
D: How do you know?
Ph: It won't let me add him back in.
*Chris joined the group*
D: Starbucks in 10?
C: Sure. As long as you don't ignore me.
Ph: Okay.
D: Chris get the bastard.
D: Shit, auto correct. I meant PJ.
C: Okay.
Ph: Wow Dan. Surrrrre it was auto correct. I know you xxx
D: I know xD it was hilarious though.
Ph: You're hilarious Danny. That's why I love you xxxxxxxxxxxx
D: Aw thanks babe xxxxxxxx
C: I won't go.
D: Sorry.
Ph: Sorry.
-
"Unblock us?" Phil begged, looking at his curly haired friend.
"Why should I?" PJ laughed and Phil sighed.
"We're sorry, it was just some bants." Dan chuckled, ironically of course.
"Fine but if I see more than 5 kisses at once... I'll block you again, okay?"
"Okay."
"And guys," Chris interrupted, looking at Dan and Phil. "Don't ignore me."
"Did someone say something?" Dan joked, bursting into a laughter fit. Chris playfully punched Dan and glared at him. "Fine."
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Dan and Phil One Shots
FanfictionDan and Phil make up the duo Phan. Even if you say you don't ship it.. you ship it. Come for the accents and cat whiskers, stay for the One Shots. So basically it's just some random One Shots. Some may be triggering. This originally had an annoying...
