Dan and Phil One Shots

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I woke up to see that I've hit 50 followers! Omg! Thanks so much :)

So I'm lazy af and these are easy to write :)

C: Guys

C: Guys

C: Guys

C: Guys

D: It's 3am and you're disrupting my Internet time.

C: Guess what?!

Ph: I'm trying to sleep.

C: Guess what?!

D: What

Ph: What

C: PJ's asleep on me.

Ph: Can I got to sleep again now?

D: Awesome.

C: No.

D: Tumblr's calling so I've got to go.

Ph: Bye.

C: Guys :(

C: SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING ME OMFG HELP ME BEFORE I GET KILLED

D: Shut up or I'll block you.

C: YOU WOULDN'T DARE

D: Watch me.

C: dAN

Message not delivered.

C: I hATe You dAN

Message not delivered.

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C: Have you unblocked me yet?

C: YAS YOU UNBLOCKED ME I LOVE YOU DAN I'M SO SORRY BABY <3

Ph: Back off he's mine :(

D: Calm down boys, there's plenty of Dan to go around.

Ph: No you're mine.

D: :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PJ: I just woke up *flashbacks* DAN NO

C: You were cute when you were sleeping.

PJ: Thanks?

Ph: Danny xxxxxxxxxxxxx

PJ: S2g I'll murder you.

C: I'll help you Peej.

D: Ugh fine. Still love you though Philly.

Ph: I love you too :*

PJ: Guys I might be slow to respond because Pokémon is distracting me.

C: Don't go!

PJ: I'm right here :)

D: UGHHHHH

Ph: UGHHHHH

PJ: I'm trying to defeat the gym leader and it's really hard :(

C: Do you know what else is hard?

D: cHRIS NO

C: A brick wall.

Ph: ...

C: What did you think I was going to say?

D: I hate you.

C: You love me really.

D: FUCK OFF

Ph: I'm going to have to go wash my eyes out with lots of soap now thanks Dan.

D: Jfc it's just a swear word!

Ph: Swearing is bad!

C: Do you know what else is bad?

PJ: I'm sorry for starting this.

C: Your mum in bed.

Ph: I think I've ran out of soap.

D: I'll come with you to buy some more.

PJ: I'm worried for you Chris.

C: I'm worried for me too.