The one with the youngest Geller

1.6

The One With the Butt
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"Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!"Rachel pointed at the the theater program to a photo of Joey next to his character name.

Chandler leaned over towards me.

"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom..."He whispered

"The exclamation point in the title scares me."I whispered joking back

The light dimmed and the spotlight turned on.

"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen."Ross said sarcastically

Joey's character started talking to a female patient.

"Well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here, and I vould have to say, your problem is quite clear."

I looked at Ross who was sitting on one side of me and Chandler who was sitting on the other.Both of them looked like they actually understood the plot along with the weird accent Joey was using.

The music started and Joey started to sing.

"All you want is a dingle,
What you envy's a schwang,
A thing through which you can tinkle,
Or play with, or simply let hang..."

We all sat through the rest of the play cringing the entire time.

"God. I feel violated."Rach said as everyone started clapping

"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?" Monica asked

No one answered.

"Ross, ten o'clock."Chandler whispered.

"Is it? Feels like two."Ross said

"No, ten o'clock."Chandler said louder

"What?"Ross asked

I put my hand on Rossʻs chin and turned his head to the girl Chandler was looking at.

"Pretty female"I said so he would understand

"Oh. Hel-lo!"He said

"Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone."Monica told Chandler

"I could never get a woman like that in a million years."Chandler reminded

"Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys." Pheobe reasured

"Really"He asked

"Go for it"I told him

"Will you break up with her for me if sheʻs mean"He asked hopefully

"I think once was enough"I joked

He took a deep breath before getting up and walking over to talk to her.

"Hey guys"Joey greeted

"Hey! You're in a play!I didnt know you could dance you had a beard"We all said in sync

"What ya' think"He asked

"You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!"We all said un sure if whatelse  to say.

"C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head."He reminded

"She said yes!! She said yes!!"Chandler  excitedly yelled after running back over. " Awful play, man." He told Joey. "Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way."He smiled before turning to Joey "Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you."