The one with the youngest Geller

1.24

The One Where Rachel Finds Out

"And here's little Ben nodding off..."Ross said showing us photos.

"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!"Monica said

"Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!" Pheobe said handing Rachel a photo

"Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!" Rachel said

"That would be nice."Ross said quietly staring at Rachel

"pff" Chandler scoffed.

"Pardon?"Racha asked

"Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft."Chandler said

Joey turned to chandler

"Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back."He said

"Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars."Chandler said

"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time."

"And where's this money coming from?"Chandler ssked giving him money

"Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research."He said

"What kind of research?"Ross asked genuinely interested

"Oh, just, y'know.... science."Joey shrugged

"Yeah, I think I've heard of that."Ross said sarcaticlly

"It's a fertility study."He admitted

I laughed

"Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time."I said

"Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars."He said.

"Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!"Pheobe yelled
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"OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns..."Monica listed

ʻWe've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew..."Pheobe said handing the meat to Monica

Chandler and Joey entered with charcol.

"Men are here."Chandler said deepening his goice

"We make fire. Cook meat."Joey said in the same deep voice

"Then put out fire by peeing, get no invite back."Chandler continued

"Ewww!"The three of us said in sync

"Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late."Monica told him

"Oh, OK."He shrugged

"So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your special someone?"Pheobe asked

"I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great."Joey said

"Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?"I asked

"What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?"He asked

"Man's got a point."I shrugged

"Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me."

"Crazy bitch."Chandler said sarcaticlaly

"Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... personal experiments, if you know what I mean."