The one with the youngest Geller

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The One With Two Parts, Part 2

"I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid." Ross told us

"That's nice."Joey Chandker and I all said at the same time.

Instead of paying attention to Ross,we were looking at the new crossword.

"No, no, with him. I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me."He said

"Tampa Bay's got a terrible team."Joey said

"Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field."

"What are you crazy? That's a baby!"Chandler said loudly

"Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father."

"Your gonna be a good dad Ross."I said getting annoyed

"Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking."Joey said

Ross got up and went to the counter to get more coffee.

"Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?"Joey asked

"Well, only if you order stuff."Chandler shrugged

"I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday."

"Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?"I asked

"When's that?"Joey asked

"Tonight."Ross said

"Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?"Joeys sked

"You take your time."I said to him as he thought about it

His eyes widened when he finally figured it out.

"There it is! So what're you gonna do?"Chandler asked

"What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula."

"And your friend Phoebe?"I asked

"Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?"He asked

"Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit."Chandler joked

"Yeah and I think I would be slightly bothered if you went on a date with my sister on my birthday" Ross said

"Which one"Joey asked

Ross stared at him.
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"so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it."Rachel finished telling us about her hospitial visit while we waited to suprise Pheobe

"Uh, you left out the stupid part."Mon reminded

"Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."She told us

"I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates."Monica whispered to her

"What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!"

"Alright, what have we learned so far?"Chandler asked jokingly.

There was a loud knock on the door. I flipped off the lights and ran to try to find somewhere to hide.

"SURPRISE!!!"Everyone yelled as the roor flung open.