The one with the youngest Geller

1.8

            The One Where Nana Dies Twice
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"Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?" Chandler asked us all after telling us what his coworker told him this morning

"Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be..."I told him

"You did?"He asked

"Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not."I joked

"Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?"He asked

"I did." Monica shrugged

"Yeah, I think so, yeah."Pheebes agreed

"Not me."Joey shrugged

"No, no, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did."Ross told him

"You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?"He asked

"No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so..."Ross continued.

"Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?

"Your smart and I guess your funny"

"So Ross is smart and funny, you ever think that about him?"He asked

"No he's not"I replied

Ross glared at me.

"Then what is it"Chandker yelled

"Okay, I-I d'know you have a quality."Rachel told him

"Yeah "Ross agreed

"Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this."Chandler said jokingly

Monica stood up and answered the phone as it started to ring.

"Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome."Monica told her covering the microphone

"Oh my God! Calling from Rome!"She asked taking the phone

"So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome."Ross whispered to Joey

"Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I mean Paolo"She said quickly

Monica took the phone

"Hey dad, what's up? Oh God. It's Nana."She said

Ross Monica and I all went to the hospital.

"So, uh, how's she doing?"Ross asked

"The doctor says it's a matter of hours."My aunt Lillian told us

"How-how are you, Mom?"Monica asked

"Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?"She replied

"What?"She asked

"What's different?"

"Nothing."

"Oh, maybe that's it."My mom shrugged

Monica and I joined Ross over at a counter making coffee.

"She is unbelievable, our mother is..."I stopped

"Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.""

"Oh God!"I said loudly