The one with the youngest Geller

2.8

The One With the List

"Ross kissed me."Rach told us

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"Monica yelled

"It was unbelievable!"Rachel said softly

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"Monica saidagain

"Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?"I asked

"Oh, it ended very well."Rach smilied

"Oh."

"Do not start without me. Do not start without me."Monic yelled getting up to get the wine.

She ran back over and sat down.

"Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?"Pheobe asked

"Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it."She told us

"Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?"I asked

"No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair."She said

We all screamed.
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"All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s."Chandler said showing us his computer

"Wow. What are you gonna use it for?"Pheobe asked

"Games and stuff."Chandler said

"There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me."Mon said throwing the newspaper down on the table infront of her

"Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?"Joey asked

"There's an ad for a naked chef?"She asked

"No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then..."Joey rubbed his fingers together

"Hey"Ross greeted sadly as he walked in

"Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?"I asked

"Thats, that is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait. Wait, yeah, that's just painful"Ross said

"Wait a minute. I thought last night was great."Monica said

"Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?"Ross said

"You got all that from saline solution?"Joey asked

"We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel."I reminded

"Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and..."He stopped when Rachel walked in "Rachel"He greeted

"Hey, you."She greeted

"How are you?"Ross asked

"Hi, honey."Julie kissed him on the cheek

"Hi, Julie.....Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?"Ross asked her

"Good."She replied

He was freaking out.