The one with the youngest Geller

2.7

The One Where Ross Finds Out

"OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?"Chandler asked in

"So, how was the party?"I asked sarcasticially

"Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?"Chandler asked.

"You need to calm down Chandler nothingʻs wrong with you"I reasured

He looked at me.

"But"He asked

I shook my head.

"No but"

"I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting."

"Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?"Chandler asked

"No, not weight... y'know, more like insulation."

"Yourʻre unemployed and in desperste need of a project"I said

"No, no no no"He said

"Please."I begged

"Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home."He said

"Your boobs are fine."I said

"Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here." Pheobe said pulling him in for a hug. "Cant reach arms around" She joked.

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"OK, let's do it. "Chandler said jogging out of his appartment in black spandex pants.

"What"He asked

"Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before."I said before laughing

"And we're changing."He said before jogging back into his appartment.

We jogged around the block before coming back to the appartment.
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"Five more"I said as he laid on the floor doing sit ups.

He shook his head as he breathed heavily.

"Five more and I'll flash you."I joked

"One. . . two. . . two and a half."He stopped and groaned in pain. "Just show me one of them."He said

"Nope."
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"Yo, Bing. Tennis in 15 minutes."I told him as I walked into Central Perk.

"Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it."He said

"Oh, Rach don't look"Pheobe said

"What"She asked before looking out the widnow.
"Relax I have a date tonight"She said looking away.

"Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?"Joey asked

"Yeah, Monica's settin' me up."She told

"But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?"Joey asked

"Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity."She said

"So you really OK about all this?"I asked

"Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing."She said

Ross and Julie walked into the coffee house.

"Hi guys."He greeted

"Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?"