The one with the youngest Geller

1.15

The One With the Stoned Guy

"Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know..."Pheobe started before rushing over to sit in one if the chairs like she had been here the whole time.

The bell above the door and and Chandler walked in.

"Hey" He greeted happily

"Hey" We all greeted

"What's going on?"Ross asked

He took a seat next to me and started explaining what happened

"So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor."He told us

"Wow thats great"Ross said happily

" So.... I quit."Chandler continued

"Why?"I asked

"Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!"He reminded

"Yes Chandler... you've been there for five years."I remined

"If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do."he said

"So was it a lot more money?" Pheobe asked

"It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS."He said

"the WENUS?"I asked

"Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term"He said

"Oh, that WENUS"I said sarcastically

"So what're you going to do?"Joey asked

"I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there."He explained

"Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef."Pheobe told him

Monicas eyes widened.

"uh Pheobe"She said tapping her on the shoulder

"Yeah... I just don't have that much Cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant."Chandler declined

"You burnt my toast this morning" I reminded

He stared at me.

Monica tapped Pheobe on the shoulder again

"Yeah" She aksed

"Well, what kind of food is he looking for?" She ssked

"Well, he wants to do some excetric, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu"

"Oh my god" Monica yelled

"Yeah, I know!"She said before turning back to Chandler "So, what do you say?"

"Thanks,Phoebe. I just don't really see myself in a big white hat."

ʻOh Monica! Guess what!"Pheobe said excitedly
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I sat on the sofa in my appartment flipping through a magizine when Chandker walked in wearing a suit.

"Can you see my nipples through this shirt?"He asked

"No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there."I ressured sarcatically

"Where are you going"Pheobe asked

"Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the "a-gogo."He told us