The one with the youngest Geller

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      The One With the Sonogram at the End
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"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it." Monica told the boys as we gathered around the coffee table at Central Perk.

"Yeah, right! Y'serious?"Joey asked

"Oh, yeah" I agreed

"You too"Chandler ssked

"Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."I told him

"Absolutely." Monica agreed

"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out." Chandler told us

"Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket." Ross explained

"The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake."

"Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone."I joked

"Are we still talking about sex?"Joey asked
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"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding." Chandler reminded as we sat infront of the TV in Monica Rachel and Iʻs apprtment.

"Then I've already seen this one!"Pheobe yelled shutting the TV off

"Whose little ball of paper is this?!" Monica asked walking around the apprtment cleaning up

"Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and..."He looked at Monica who stared down at him "now I wish I was dead."

She quickly picked up the small throw pillow and started to fluff it.

"Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-"

Monica stared at.

"But- I mean you can fluff it"Pheobe shrugged

"Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."

"Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow." Chandler joked

"Calm down. You don't see Ross or Y/n getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."Joey reminded

"That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. And Y/n, she just doesnt care."Monica explained

ʻ"Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!" Chandler yelled

"What?"Monica asked

"Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!" He said looking away from the window.

We all cringed.

"Has anybody seen my engagement ring?" Rach asked walking out of her room.

"Yeah, it's beautiful."Pheobe replied

"Oh god, oh god, oh god oh god oh god oh god..."

She started looking under the couch cushions messing up what Monica had just fixed.

"No, look, don't touch that!"She yelled

"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder..."Rach ranted