Talk Back and You're Dead!

Chapter Seven

"What now?" he asked before licking his strawberry ice cream. Para syang bata!

"We keep walking, eating and talking."

"This is hella embarassing and gay." -___-

"Do you like strawberry ice cream?"

"N-NO!! I HELLA HATE IT!!" he then turned bright red.

"You're lying." I smirked.

"N-No I'm not." he stuttered

"Ooohhh~~ Okay then." Isa syang newbie pagdating sa art of lying. Unlike me.

"Ah shit I said I'm not, why would I lie to you?!" he continued licking his ice cream.

"How would I know? I thought I was a retard?"

"Shit!" pinitik nya bigla ang tenga ko.

"Hoy! Ang sakit nun ah!" Napahawak ako sa tenga ko na pinitik nya.

"Tss." Umiwas sya ng tingin.

"I don't like strawberry," bigla kong nasabi.

Bigla syang natigilan at nilingon ako. Parang nagulat sya sa sinabi ko. Bakit? Ano ba ang inaasahan nya?

"Why is that?" tanong nya sa halos pabulong na boses.

"Just because." I shrugged.

"You are hella weird." -___-

"Look who's talking, strawberry lover!"

"I DON'T HAVE A STRAWBERRY LOVER!! I'M NOT A GODDAMN FRUIT!!"

Ano daw?! Akala yata nya inaakusahan ko sya na may strawberry lover sya. Stupid!

"Ang sabi ko isa kang strawberry lover hindi isang lover ng isang strawberry!" Naguluhan ako sa sinabi ko.

"F*CK! YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID? STUPID, IT WAS A JOKE!"

"NO IT ISN'T!!"

"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU'RE A RETARD!!"

"BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY!! DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING?!" Hah! Take that!

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR! Retard!"

I blinked at him. No sense of humor?! Napa-nganga ako.

"Yeah, that's what I thought, now shut up and don't talk back!" he licked his ice cream with a small victory smile. Psh!

"Strawberry lover," I muttered under my breath.

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

"You sure bout that?" he grinned evily.

"Yeah!" No.

Then suddenly... out of nowhere...

"YUUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!" sigaw ko at lumayo sa kanya.

"Hahahaha!" tumawa sya nang malakas.

Napatulala ako sa kanya. Ang ganda pakinggan ng tawa nya. At ang gwapo nya. Mukha syang anghel.

Pero nawala 'yon nang maramdaman ko ang lagkit sa pisngi ko. Bigla ba naman akong pahiran ng ice cream sa mukha?! Who does that anymore?! Para talaga syang bata! Isang pasaway na bata! Isipin nyo nalang na isang seventeen or eighteen year old na lalaki biglang ipinunas sa iyo ang ice cream na hawak! SO IMMATURE, DUDE! Ang lagkit ko na tuloy!