Sugawara: We need to get through this locked door. Daichi, give me your credit card.
Daichi: Here.
Suga, pocketing it: Thanks. Tanaka, kick down the door.
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Asahi: Why are your tongues purple?
Sugawara: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Daichi: I had a red one.
Asahi: oh
Asahi:
Asahi: OH
Kageyama:
Kageyama: You drank each other's slushies?
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Sugawara: God, give me patience.
Daichi: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Sugawara: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Sugawara: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Daichi: You need to stop.
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Sugawara: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Daichi: Mind your language!
Sugawara: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Daichi:
Sugawara: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Daichi: Is something burning?
Sugawara: Just my love for you.
Daichi: Suga, the toaster is on fire.
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Sugawara, pointing: May I sit there?
Daichi: That's my lap
Sugawara: That doesn't answer my question, Sawamura.
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Haikyuu Fluffshots 💖
FanfictionA Haikyuu book of fluffshots- this book does not contain angst or smut. None of the artwork used in this book is mine, credits to the artists. I don't own any characters, nor do I claim them, I simply write stories about them. Most events in this s...
