Side note: Post timeskip, also, at the time I am writing this homosexual marriage is sadly illegal in Japan, however, for the sake of this fluffshot, this takes place in an AU where it is.
THE BETTER VERSION
"Hey kid," Koutarou said, opening the door to his son's room.
"Oh, hello," Shrio smiled.
"Your father will be in here in a moment, although I will warn you, he's a little pissed," Koutarou warned, grimacing.
"It can't be that bad, can it?"
"Well-"
"SHINJU, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND DO YOUR CHORES."
Both males looked at each other with looks of amusement and fear.
"NOW."
"Maybe not just 'a little pissed'," Shiro giggled.
"Why is he so mad?" Koutarou croaked.
"Maybe he just had a bad day. It seems that my dear sister isn't helping much."
Seconds later, Keiji burst through the door. His glasses were crooked and he was holding a dishtowel in his hands. He threw the towel into the laundry bin and walked over to join the others.
"She's too much like you, Ko."
"Is- is that a bad thing?"
"At times, but you're much more of a pain."
Koutarou's smile changed to a look of mock offense.
"Wow, okay."
Keiji elbowed him and sat down on the bed.
"You finished your homework, yes?" he asked.
Shiro nodded.
"Good. Koutarou was extremely irresponsible during his first year."
"You weren't even there!"
"I talk to your mom a lot. She tells me everything."
Koutarou huffed, mumbling curses. Shiro laughed and Keiji gave him a soft smack.
"Profanity!"
"Don't you tell me about 'pRoFanItY'," Koutarou glared.
"We're too young to hear such vile words."
"HE'S SIXTEEN- AND YOU'RE FORTY-FIVE."
"I may be forty-five, but I'm not retiring in two years."
"Are you calling me old?"
"Yup."
"Doesn't count. I'm an athlete- I retire a bit earlier."
"You'll be almost fifty."
"You are literally a year younger than me."
"A whole damn year."
Shiro cleared his throat and his parents stopped arguing.
"Sorry, sorry honey. Your father is just a bit stupid. I thought it would get better after he stopped that god-awful hairstyle, but I guess I was wrong."
Koutarou began to argue but Keiji put a hand up to stop him.
"Well anyway, I wanted to ask you about something," Shiro said.
"Mhm."
"You love me right? You won't kill me?"
"Of course we love you, but now I'm a little worried."
"What if I told you that I was quiᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵛᵒˡˡᵉʸᵇᵃˡˡ?"
"Why were you scared? I don't mind, I thought something serious was happening-"
"OH MY GOD."
"That's what I was afraid of-"
"Koutarou please-"
"WHY?"
"KOUTAROU."
"Yes sir."
Shiro laughed and hugged his father, allowing both parents to leave.
The two walked to the following room, where the other twin was flopped on her bed, face down. Keiji snorted and walked inside.
"If only my daughter who I love very much was here," he sighed, falling back onto the bed.
Shinju shrieked and attempted to push her father up. She stayed pinned to the bed before she shouted out, asking Keiji to get off. Keiji cooperated and stood up.
"There she is! Koutarou look! She's arisen from the dead!"
Shinju playfully rolled her eyes and moved to allow her parents to sit down.
"You finished your homework?"
Shinju nodded.
"Good job."
"Mmm."
"You seem tense-you okay?" Koutarou asked.
"Oh, well I um-I..."
"Hm?"
"I have a girlfriend-"
Keiji froze.
"WAIT WHAT- YOU'RE TOO YOUNG-"
"I'm sixteen, also, weren't you fucking around with dad at seventeen?"
Keiji reddened.
"SHINJU AKAASHI!" Keiji scolded, Koutarou laughing behind him.
"Koutarou Akaashi- shut up. Fine-is she on the team?"
Shinju nodded.
"What does she look like?"
"She has curly blonde hair and freckles, her name is Fumiko Tsukishima."
The two men froze.
"What's her last name?"
"Tsukishima?"
"Do, do you by chance know either of her parent's names?"
"Well I know one of them is Kei-"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD. WAIT WAIT I'M CALLING TESTURO-"
Keiji stared at his daughter, mouth open.
"Okay then."
"What- is something wrong?"
"Nope," Keiji said, trying to conceal his laughter.
"KUROO- SHINJU IS DATING TSUKKI'S KID-"
"WAIT NO FUCKING WAY- I DIDN'T KNOW HE LIVED IN THE AREA?"
"I GUESS SO."
Keiji rolled his eyes and hugged his daughter.
"I'll yell at him later."
Shinju yawned.
"Goodnight love."
"Goodnight."
Keiji stood up and dragged Koutarou out.
After the phone call ended, the two changed and Keiji fell onto the bed, groaning.
"I'm tired."
"I could tell."
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Haikyuu Fluffshots 💖
FanfictionA Haikyuu book of fluffshots- this book does not contain angst or smut. None of the artwork used in this book is mine, credits to the artists. I don't own any characters, nor do I claim them, I simply write stories about them. Most events in this s...
